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Embarrassing family, please don't scare her.

They won't scare me.

They are insane Ava.

You're dating a musical theater major. We're a bit accustomed to insane.

You don't get it. My dad is the biggest dork in the world. Bad jokes and everything. Zoe? She's like...the big sister that still sees me as some little 10 year old who does the cutest things! Scotty's all on my case with the wink wink nudge nudge bullshit...Victor is the only normal one, but I don't have much faith in that not changing.

Sam.

What?

They're not insane. They actually sound pretty normal.

So relax.

.....can't I just keep you to myself?

You could. But I'm sure I'd be bound to be exposed to them eventually.

I know. I just want them to like you. And I want you to like them.

I think I like them already. And I'm sure they'll like me just fine.

I've been told I'm a very likable person.

You're incredibly ~~lickable~~ likable.

Good to know. ~~Little Freudian slip there, Mr. Paul?~~

~~No idea what you're talking about, Ms. Conner.~~

~~Mmmm-hmmm.~~

I am not embarrassing!

Not so much on your own, no...but all of you at once....can be.

We're not that bad but you're supposed to feel like that.

Then I'm right on track. Doesn't mean I don't love you.

Pleeeeease make Dad behave.

I know.

I will do my best but you know I can't control him.

I know, I know.

Ava's just...kinda special. You know how Dad can be. Especially when he's in NYC.

We'll just try to keep him distracted and I'll poke him if he starts acting up.

Okay. Cool.

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