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NSDAP boys - so handsome, so...unattainable.

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....NSDAP?

Did I read that right?

Yes.

I find fervent, blind devotion very appealing.

What about....mass murder, violence and short men with ugly mustaches?

Are you serious?

I find the short man very funny.

The other things...I think you are exaggerating slightly.

I think you are going to be fucking burned alive for being an idiot. *totally serious bizzness, man.*

God. People go so over the top when politics are brought up.

Don’t worry, I’m not a member. A joke, yes?

If you like the 'boys' they wouldn't let you in, anyway. *crosses his arms over his chest.*

You know, it isn't over the top. The NSDAP is responsible for killing millions of people.

I know. That’s why it’s a joke.

Can we talk about something else? Forget it said it.

....Bad joke. No one laughed.

*Hmph.* Mm, fine. Wie heißt du, wohnst du?

Gabriel. Berlin.

You?

Mathis. New York...

I came from Hamburg, though.

Talk about flogging a dead horse.

I would never do such a thing. Poor horse...

You don't call nazis nazis, so I'm not surprised.

I have little to no idea what you are talking about. Do you mind if I ignore you or something?

Simply put, you're a cowardly twat.

And you can try.

Hey!

You have no idea what I am. You don't know me.

Could say the same for you, pal.

Hmmph.

Into those bad boys huh?

Oh yes.

Exactly how bad?

My current lover is a very rough man. Violent. I believe he killed a man once.

Ever had the Epitome of Evil as a lover?

N...ein.

Not that I recall.

You could -smirks-

I'm of two minds about weither that would be something I'd want.

And why, pray tell, is that?

Well, I'm kind of senstive. Getting involved with the Epitome of Evil might make me feel a bit bad.

Too bad

Benimm dich, Engel.

When have I ever?

Oh, there are first times for everything.

Maybe someday I will. When I am too tired and worn down to get into trouble.

I am sure you would still find a way.

Oh Hanschen, am I really so bad?

Of course not. You are wonderful.

Tell me some more about how wonderful I am.

I would, but then your head will swell.

Awww.

You are wonderful too. You are sweet and gentle and caring and always so, so thoughtful. I tell you this because I think your head needs some swelling sometimes.

Thank you - and ah, why not? Here is what I think of you... you are smart, and talented with your writing and drawing - and somewhat secretly good-hearted which makes it all the nicer.

And of course, handsome and charming. But you know this.

Oh, don't call me good-hearted. I'll get a reputation.

It will be our secret.

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