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[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

Where's a cliff? A motorcycle? *SOBS*

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[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

Bella, what's come over you?

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

Oh, Edward. *clings to him like a spider-monkey* People are so cruel...so cruel! They are saying that sparkly vampires should not BE! I...I couldn't live in a world without your sparkling wonder! *weeps*

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

You won't have to. Don't listen to them, my love will always sparkle for you, and I will always be watching you and following you.

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

*sniffles and nods* I will try not to, my love. *BEAMS* I am so glad! I love that you watch and follow me! You are so romantic!

I am truly your stupid lamb!

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

I will never let you out of my site, and yes. You are a clumsy, stupid lamb.

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

*smiles happily* You say the sweetest things, my darling!

*stares at him and is so dazzled*

[deadly-dru.livejournal.com]

Has he found a slayer, now?

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

My Edward? No, of course not! All he needs and wants is me! *BEAMS*

...Um...What is a slayer? *is confused*

[deadly-dru.livejournal.com]

They call themselves vampire slayers. They are nasty girls who go around sticking hard wood into vampires - only some of them get it ever so wrong! I can't abide them!

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

*gasps* That is horrible! What mean, awful girls! *cries in despair*

[deadly-dru.livejournal.com]

And they go after other girls' boys - all of them!

[chasing-morning.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that...

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I am just lost at the thought of a world without my Edward's beauty. Why are people so cruel?

[imstillpretty.livejournal.com]

OOC: Because after reading her conversation with Dru, it couldn't be helped...

Why? What's wrong?

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

ooc: LOL!

People are being cruel. They are saying that my Edward should not exist because he sparkles like diamonds in the sun. Just the though of living without my Edward's dazzling beauty...it's too much. *weeps*

[imstillpretty.livejournal.com]

Blinks. Oh. He, uh. Sparkles in the sunlight? That's...interesting.

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

*nods happily* He does! He is a my sparkling, perfect, god-like soul mate. We were meant to be together...forever and ever...for thousands of years! *BEAMS*

[imstillpretty.livejournal.com]

He, uh, sounds wonderful. Raises an eyebrow. Thousands of years, you say?

OOC =D

[gentern1142.livejournal.com]

ooc: I love you guys. <3333

Re: OOC =D

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

ooc: *curtsies* :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I tried that shit. It fucks you up.

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

...Do you think sparkles are bad?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

What's a cliff and motorcycles got to do with sparkles?

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* My Edward sparkles in the sun...like diamonds! And, people are saying he should not live because of this!

I could not LIVE without seeing my Edward's dazzling, sparkly beauty! Just the thought drives me towards cliffs and motorcycles...and possibly very severe papercuts!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake just stares at her like she's lost her mind and he saw it run off.