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What would you like?

*still singing* Yooooouuuu!!!

*laughs* A very good song!

... My freedom.

...I was gonna say some hot guy, but that's more important, I guess.

Shilo smiles for a moment and breathes out as if about to laugh,

"I guess I wouldn't know. I'm not really supposed to leave the house."

Ooo, a runaway? Fascinatin'! Well, hot guys are nice Christmas presents. Be sure to write Santa and ask for one.

~~As long as he doesn't bring me Pavi Largo...~~

Know any? I haven't met too many... Not really a runaway per se. I ran into my father here.

... A metric tonne of Oreos.

Oh gads, YES, ME TOO. Share?

That would all depend on Saint Nick's opinion of you. I don't go handing out treats to notorious naughty-listers.

*gasps* I am insulted! To think, you'd consider ME a naughty-lister!

Hey, Santa's taking a hardline approach to keep up with modern times. 'S not my fault the naughty until proven nice policy stands.

Awww....what could I do to prove myself, O wise Santa expert?

A C.V. of good deeds, clean juvenile police records. I'm not supposed to tell anyone this, but if you've ever volunteered at a retirement home or an orphanage, you're as good as sold. That stuff's killer to the elves.

I've never been to juvie, which makes me borin', I guess....no volunteer work...*pulls a package of Oreo's out of her bag* Does bribery work?

No. No, it doesn't.

[With the aid of a well placed webshot, he swipes the Oreo's from her hand.]

*blinks several times, gives a frustrated sigh and pulls out another package* Geez, you coulda just asked for it....

Sorry ma'am, it's my duty. Bribing Christmas officials won't be tolerate. Honestly, I ought to naughty-list you on the spot.

[Ronch, ronch. Mm, Oreos.]

I don't suppose you actually have a metric tonne of Oreos in that bag, do you?

Aww...how d'you know I was bribing you? Maybe I just wanted a snack.

*opens package, munches* Hmmm...I would eventually, if you dropped that package back in. S'my echo bag.

Echo bag? Is it bigger on the inside or something? It's not a TARDIS bag, is it?

Nooo, it makes echoes. See? *drops a quarter in, pulls out a handful of change* Put one in, take five out.

That is pretty neat. Don't suppose you can reproduce that sort of thing? You don't know how difficult it is just carrying short change around in this suit.

Eh, sorry dude, found this in a thrift store and it kinda only works for me. Be happy to assist if you need anything copied?

[He holds out a couple of his spare web canisters.] I can always use more of these.