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[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

Sparkling vampires?
Vampires don't even exist.

Least that's what I keep trying to tell people.

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[tinyblonde-one.livejournal.com]

Unless I'm suddenly living in an Anne Rice novel.

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

Which means, sooner or later, all vampires will become rock stars.

[hearts-sparkles.livejournal.com]

*gasps* That is not true! Vampires are real and they sparkle like diamonds! *smiles dreamily*

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

Have you actually met one? And not just someone pretending to be a vampire?

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Neither do wizards. Imaginary things make money though.

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

And do well in entertainment.

[abettergirl.livejournal.com]

If that were true, I'd be out of a job.

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

If you don't mind me asking, what is your job?

[kings-boy11.livejournal.com]

Yes they do....

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

Who told you that? It's not nice to scare people.

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

Jesus, next you'll be telling me there's no Santa Claus either.

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

I hate to break it to you, but... No, you should've had your parents explain it to you.

[shotgun-waltz.livejournal.com]

Not the sparkling kind anyway...

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

Or any kind.

[shewolfofrome.livejournal.com]

Playing dead not going so well?

[LOCKED]

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

Playing alive would be much better.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

What? You don't want to look like the new spokesman for Mary Kate and Ashley's makeup line?

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

No Josef. I happen to like what I'm wearing now and try to stay out of the limelight.

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

S' called 'fiction' mate. Corse vampires don't exist.

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

Few people seem to think otherwise.

[humanreporter.livejournal.com]

Sparkling vampires..?

[vampiricpi.livejournal.com]

It appears to be a major topic around here. I don't understand it myself, but some people swear it's true.

[deadly-dru.livejournal.com]

Talking about vampires makes me nervous.

Will some kind man walk me home?

[adam-balister.livejournal.com]

God don't tell me you are one of those vampires?

[the-deathofme.livejournal.com]

Of course we they don't. A pity no one believes you.