ext_251174 ([identity profile] hates-cliches.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-12-29 03:11 am

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Drakus Kaelen. Big bone picking time!

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack. This is not a good time...

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Gods Jack, What's up your arse?

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*Rubs his head wearily* Yeah. Well, I was before his Sire declared war on me.

Spike is William. Like I said, harmless. Mostly.



((ooc: You didn't see that!))

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack. I have a pack member who's been abducted and violated. I have an ally who just declared war on me because I caught the son of a whore who did it.

I'm PISSED off and not really in the mood to discuss Spike right now.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well just MAYBE she won't let you go because you're so prone to going off on one about vampires! Maybe she realises, unlike you, that it's safe.

Anyone touches Ryan, and there'll be three hellgods on top of them like a pile of burning rocks. Four, if you include me.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*Sighs* No. No they're not. They're not 'safe' on this world, but Ryan is safe with Spike. That much I do know.

No Jack. I have a young male at home who's been forcibly kept as someones plaything for a month. I'm not exactly in the party mood.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
There's RULES. No vampire will touch a human at a mixed event.

Yes. Plaything. It happens. Which is why you'll find I'm not so fond of earth vampires myself.

... *Rubs the back of his neck wearily* I thought you were asking if I was going to this party. If you meant 'am I going home' then yes.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's all I've got!

*Growls* And one who'd rather go through hell with The Craving than harm a mortal.

Yeah lucky me. Another night dealing with a lover having fevers and nightmares.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. (a) I'm not hungry, and (b) You're not my type.

Yes jack. We have family, we call them packs, we love them and protect them just the same as you; and right now one of my own needs me. GODS! I at least thought someone who was used to being off-world would have some kind of awareness?

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah.. stop sounding sorry for yourself.

I have no duty to report to you Jack. If I've avoided the truth it's for good reason.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What is it EXACTLY that you want from me?

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah and look what the truth did last time. You went off on one over Ryan, I got involved because I had friends I wanted to help -INCLUDING you.

Meantime.. someone I love was being.. GAH! Would it help to know he's human?

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you all I knew at the time dammit!

The only thing I lied about was Spikes name, AFTER the fact.

*Oh great* Yes. HE. You have a problem with that?

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes REALLY.

No it didn't. How could it have done?

Well, in my world there's no distinction between same sex and opposite sex partnerships. Besides that, my own kind don't breed like other beings.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-31 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I was trying to protect the boy, I'm partially responsible for him and I have an alliance with his sire. Believe me, alliances with vampires are far better than war with them.

*smirk* You're not bad, but I tend to go for the more submissive type. *And young, but he's not about to discuss it in too much detail*

Well our mortals do it the usual way. But the nebula around our world creates the gods from the planet itself. The planet is the body, the nebula the soul.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-31 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, truth is I have divided loyalties. The only thing keeping me on the straight, is my soul. I wouldn't have let him kill you though.

*Eyebrow* Are you chatting me up?

Yep. We have mortals, very similar to humans, except they're, you know, alien, and live longer. And yes I was. Born from a black granite sphere, just like the other twelve.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2008-12-31 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
*Can't help chuckling* There's a five year old goddess back home who asks less questions than you Jack.
My loyalties. First my pack. Second my own world, third.. its a struggle between my own kind, ie vampires... and humans.

Good job you're not an incubus then. You'd be starving.

Almost double the lifespan. Yes, birth pods. And Yes twelve other gods - well apart from the dead one. Because he's obviously pretty dead, make that eleven.
Edited 2008-12-31 00:38 (UTC)

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, most of you seem okay, especially now I've stopped looking at you all and seeing lunch.

Oh, around every three to five days.

We're not related by blood. There's only 12 of us in the entire universe. Things would get a little incestuous if we were. - Oh and THAT bastard's dead because he pissed off a Time Lord.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, not exactly complimentary is it?

If you had to survive on it, you'd manage it. Good looker like you. *smirk*

*Falls about at this* 'Doctor things'.. hah! Yeah, Just like him.

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*His face darkens at Jack's opinion of the Time Lord*
Plenty of people who made that mistake.

Don't become one of them.

Locked

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's my business. Oh, and you might try double-genocide for starters.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] darklordmyarse.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Long story, and it wasn't an accident.

Just.. stay out of his way, and don't mention me. We're none-too fond of each other.