Jack. I have a pack member who's been abducted and violated. I have an ally who just declared war on me because I caught the son of a whore who did it.
I'm PISSED off and not really in the mood to discuss Spike right now.
I'm pissed off too thank you very much! I've got my own problems with Ryan and Saxsice and this Spike comes along and invites them to a stupid party with loads of other vampires and she won't let me come along and I wanted to help.
Sorry. (a) I'm not hungry, and (b) You're not my type.
Yes jack. We have family, we call them packs, we love them and protect them just the same as you; and right now one of my own needs me. GODS! I at least thought someone who was used to being off-world would have some kind of awareness?
I was trying to protect the boy, I'm partially responsible for him and I have an alliance with his sire. Believe me, alliances with vampires are far better than war with them.
*smirk* You're not bad, but I tend to go for the more submissive type. *And young, but he's not about to discuss it in too much detail*
Well our mortals do it the usual way. But the nebula around our world creates the gods from the planet itself. The planet is the body, the nebula the soul.
Well, truth is I have divided loyalties. The only thing keeping me on the straight, is my soul. I wouldn't have let him kill you though.
*Eyebrow* Are you chatting me up?
Yep. We have mortals, very similar to humans, except they're, you know, alien, and live longer. And yes I was. Born from a black granite sphere, just like the other twelve.
*Can't help chuckling* There's a five year old goddess back home who asks less questions than you Jack. My loyalties. First my pack. Second my own world, third.. its a struggle between my own kind, ie vampires... and humans.
Good job you're not an incubus then. You'd be starving.
Almost double the lifespan. Yes, birth pods. And Yes twelve other gods - well apart from the dead one. Because he's obviously pretty dead, make that eleven.
Well, most of you seem okay, especially now I've stopped looking at you all and seeing lunch.
Oh, around every three to five days.
We're not related by blood. There's only 12 of us in the entire universe. Things would get a little incestuous if we were. - Oh and THAT bastard's dead because he pissed off a Time Lord.
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And who's this Spike? You gotta know him. Everyone else does.
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Spike is William. Like I said, harmless. Mostly.
((ooc: You didn't see that!))
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((OOC:See what?))
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I'm PISSED off and not really in the mood to discuss Spike right now.
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So yeah. I'm PISSED off too!
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Anyone touches Ryan, and there'll be three hellgods on top of them like a pile of burning rocks. Four, if you include me.
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You going too are ya? Well good luck! Maybe I'll just go then. He obviously doesn't need me and neither does anyone else!
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No Jack. I have a young male at home who's been forcibly kept as someones plaything for a month. I'm not exactly in the party mood.
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Plaything? Who said anything about a party?
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Yes. Plaything. It happens. Which is why you'll find I'm not so fond of earth vampires myself.
... *Rubs the back of his neck wearily* I thought you were asking if I was going to this party. If you meant 'am I going home' then yes.
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Oh yeah. An alien vampire! An alien vampire who needs more than blood!
Lucky you!
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*Growls* And one who'd rather go through hell with The Craving than harm a mortal.
Yeah lucky me. Another night dealing with a lover having fevers and nightmares.
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Mortal. Like me. [Spreads his arms] Like I care! Take what you want from me and see if I care!
Lover? You guys have lovers? You actually do one more than once? Wow!
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Yes jack. We have family, we call them packs, we love them and protect them just the same as you; and right now one of my own needs me. GODS! I at least thought someone who was used to being off-world would have some kind of awareness?
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I have awareness. But when I'm pissed off. I jumps out the window. [Glowers] Thank you!
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I have no duty to report to you Jack. If I've avoided the truth it's for good reason.
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More excuses.
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Meantime.. someone I love was being.. GAH! Would it help to know he's human?
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Yeah I suppose--He?
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The only thing I lied about was Spikes name, AFTER the fact.
*Oh great* Yes. HE. You have a problem with that?
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And that made all the difference, dammit!
'Course not. Didn't think you were one of that sort.
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No it didn't. How could it have done?
Well, in my world there's no distinction between same sex and opposite sex partnerships. Besides that, my own kind don't breed like other beings.
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[Small joke] And yet I'm not you're type?
You need sex for life. So how do you make life anyways?
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*smirk* You're not bad, but I tend to go for the more submissive type. *And young, but he's not about to discuss it in too much detail*
Well our mortals do it the usual way. But the nebula around our world creates the gods from the planet itself. The planet is the body, the nebula the soul.
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[Grins] I can be submissive.
You have mortals? And I guess you were created by the planet and nebula then?
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*Eyebrow* Are you chatting me up?
Yep. We have mortals, very similar to humans, except they're, you know, alien, and live longer. And yes I was. Born from a black granite sphere, just like the other twelve.
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[Sighs] I'd chat up anything if it got me laid.
Cool. How much longer? Black granite sphere? Other twelve?
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My loyalties. First my pack. Second my own world, third.. its a struggle between my own kind, ie vampires... and humans.
Good job you're not an incubus then. You'd be starving.
Almost double the lifespan. Yes, birth pods. And Yes twelve other gods - well apart from the dead one. Because he's obviously pretty dead, make that eleven.
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Glad you like us humans!
How often do you have to do it? And I'm just a picky guy....Or I was...[Sighs and turns away, regret in his eyes]
Cool. Big family then huh? Why you got a dead one?
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Oh, around every three to five days.
We're not related by blood. There's only 12 of us in the entire universe. Things would get a little incestuous if we were. - Oh and THAT bastard's dead because he pissed off a Time Lord.
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Lucky bastard. I have been laid in about...I dunno...15 years?
Time Lord? One of those Doctor things?
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If you had to survive on it, you'd manage it. Good looker like you. *smirk*
*Falls about at this* 'Doctor things'.. hah! Yeah, Just like him.
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I don't doubt. It's not as if I want it, or at least I've only started wanting it in the last few years or so....
The Doctor is an idiot.
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Plenty of people who made that mistake.
Don't become one of them.
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Just.. stay out of his way, and don't mention me. We're none-too fond of each other.
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I stay out of his way, anyway, period. Figures.