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[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

I never joined the boy scouts.

I fear-gassed a pack of them once. Is that what did it?

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[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

I never joined girl scouts.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

I haven't eaten those disgusting cookies, either.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

Would you like a creepy child to offer you some?

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

No. I don't eat sweets. Or children for that matter.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

Very good. I might have a harsh word with you then.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

I maintain that they're stringy, with a terrible flavor, and the ones I've seen loose around here are made of disgusting things. I wouldn't allow them onto my carpets, let alone into my digestive system.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

I like the two that I kidnapped acquired.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

See what I mean? They're free-range around here. Appalling.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

I am certain most of them have parents?

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

And yet they're allowed to run free. I don't allow mine - my niece, I mean - around here without supervision.

It smacks of poor parenting, and leads one to wonder if there are no workhouses or orphanages.

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

obvi. meta

Really? I'm so freaking shocked.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

You're just a freak. *mutters* baconface.

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

Takes one to know one.

Oh, yeah. Fifth-grade-taunts-r-us.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

I believe this is when I make a disparaging statement regarding your maternal parent, so consider it done. Your penis is also of less-than-average size.

[operabrat.livejournal.com]

You're a meanie. *sulks*

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're back for more candy?

[operabrat.livejournal.com]

No. I know better now.

It wasn't fun.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

Fun for whom?

[operabrat.livejournal.com]

Fun for me. You said it would be fun!

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

It was fun - for me. You didn't enjoy your little journey?

[operabrat.livejournal.com]

No. I didn't. *sticks out her tongue*

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should try again. I have much, much more where that came from.

[operabrat.livejournal.com]

No. I didn't like it. Duh.

[questionorigin.livejournal.com]

...You were never taught to not take candy from strangers?

[operabrat.livejournal.com]

I was told a lot of things I don't pay attention to.