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[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think We put the fun in dysfunctional.


meta, and thanks for the nom!

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[knowthenbreak.livejournal.com]

We're not that-- okay, yes, I suppose we are, aren't we?

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

It's one of the nicer words I've heard for what we are.

[knowthenbreak.livejournal.com]

...At least it makes life interesting?

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

Sure. If calling it that makes you feel better, sure.

[knowthenbreak.livejournal.com]

Just try not to kill each other, okay?

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

That's an abysmal pun. I hate you even more.

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

Back atcha.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

I would never turn my back on you. I've heard things.

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

You're the one who pinched my ass. And who's banging my wife. Asshole.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

That last word is absolutely telling. Stay away from mine.

Oh, and not to be vulgar, but I fucked her first.

[questionorigin.livejournal.com]

Hums "Three Blind Mice" while mixing gunpowder and gasoline.

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

Stop doing that.

[questionorigin.livejournal.com]

Doing what? This? Holds up the concoction. It's incentive!

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

...no, not the explosives. The humming. Don't you mean incendiary?

[questionorigin.livejournal.com]

Both words work!

...Humming? Damn. Didn't realize I was humming.

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

We completely ought to have had that one in the bag. Nobody even bloody put us up for it. Obviously, should've cheated more. *sulks, then grins charmingly*

...erm, I made you these! Congratulatory fairy-cakes.

*holds up a tray of fairy-cakes, iced with a vaguely ominious green substance*

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

...thanks. *takes them cautiously, then yells out* CRANE!

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

*appears behind him, peers over his shoulder* What have we here? My, Harvey, those are some fairly effete desserts. *gets a little too close*

[gothams-dent.livejournal.com]

*jabs Crane in the ribs with his elbow* Yeah, here. You take the cake. *sarcasm* Figure out what that -- green shit -- is.

[arkhams-dr.livejournal.com]

Much like you, it's not the sort of thing I put in my mouth. I'll go analyze it then. *takes it between two fingers and heads off, after patting Harvey's ass*

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

*Vacillates between hanging about to see just what happens, and taking the route of caution. In the end, curiousity wins, of course.*

[knowthenbreak.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello there. Long time no see.

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

*grins* Hallo, luv. Yeh- been a bit busy, what with the holidays 'n all. You have a nice Christmas then?

*murmurs, sotto voice: You might want to avoid the fairy-cakes.

[knowthenbreak.livejournal.com]

Looks at him with a raised eyebrow.

You are aware that the man you gave the cakes to is my husband, yes? And I will be very unhappy if something happens to him or Jonathan?

Oh-so-innocent tone, not bothering to be quiet. Of course, they might not be too happy if I were to mention that you thought they were brothers.

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

*grits his teeth- bloody hell, why's he got to be such a sucker when it comes to birds- and clenches his fists. He tries giving her his charming look. ...No, that's clearly not bloody going to work.*

Oh bloody hell, it's not as if I put arsenic in them or anything! Right, right, better give 'em back if you're going to get all up in arms over it. Don't want to piss you off. Female of the species 'n all that.

*He widens his blue eyes a little and smirks over at her when she says her little closing remark in a loud-enough-to-incite-two-psychotic-blokes-voice*

Oh, you are a minx, aren't you, luv.