http://faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-12-29 02:09 am

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Honorable mention is pretty damn awesome.

Meta, totally. But.. they aren't a couple! LOL.

Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
I do love the flattering attention. We are hot as fuck, baby.

But yeah -- not a couple, not even a little bit.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, up to you. I'm still sexy either way.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins* True, I am. But you're not so bad yourself, Slayer.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*gives her a look* You want dinner and a movie? I mean, I guess we could go -- if you can keep your hands off of me long enough to get through either a meal or a show.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I help it if you're always trying to paw at me? You're either hitting me or ripping my clothes off me, baby -- and you know how much I like both.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*he sighs* It's true. And then I'd hit you back and we'd fuck on the table and it might offened someone's delicate sensibilities. I think we'd then get our dinner gratis for the free show, but what are you gonna do?

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even a little bit right. *he grins* Is there? Ooh, he's dreamy. Maybe we should go see it. And if you have to give me a handjob in the theater, I guess that'll be okay.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe I'll give you one. Ever think of that?

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I was just offering. You brought up Brad Pitt, somebody's going to have to get off before the movie's over. It's like a rule.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, nice -- she is a hottie. And that voice, gives me those little shiveries going down my spine. *he nods, reaching out to shake her hand* Deal -- handjobs all around, and the popcorn's on me.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*he grins* That's the girl's job to decide, isn't it?

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not. That would be -- well, fucking weird.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Regardless of the fact that it's, you know, you, we're -- not really "dating" people.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*he laughs* Damn, that's true. So -- pick you up at seven for Brad and Cate and handjobs and popcorn in an entirely not-a-date manner?

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh -- that reminds me. *he looks around, making sure no one's watching* I -- uh -- I was out in the Wild Gardens with Spike, he was a tiger at the time, don't ask, it's weird. And I remembered the wyrdwoods trees -- remembered it because a branch of one smacked me in the face as I was going after him. So, uh -- it's like this unbreakable, unsplinterable wood, and stuff. So -- and this is only if you promise not to ever use it on me, but uh -- *he holds out his hand, and in it appears a stake, of wood so dark it's nearly black* Merry Christmas, Slayer.

Re: Continuing the Meta, YEEHAW!

[identity profile] sexxx-violence.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'll try not to give you a reason. *he smiles, shakes his head* Don't worry about it, like, seriously don't. I wasn't going to get you anything until I got smacked in the literal face with a present for you.