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...and that's good, right? *doesn't quite get it*

Yesssss I <3 my mom! I missed her like crazy over Christmas.

Well, cool then! Are y'gonna have a New Years party?

I am soooooo excited! No I don't think so. None of us drink, we'll probably have a nice dinner and water the ball drop.

That sounds fun...what ball?

The big ball in Times Square that drops during the count down. Dick Clark and all that good stuff.

*blinkblink* Kay.

She's dragging me 2 Bergdof's.

Help.

LOL you love it! She loves you. So cute!

Oh! Oh wow. Have they met? Do they like each other? What's going on? *pops up beside her. Between her engagement to Danny and Circe's wedding on Thursday and the fact that Eve's home, he's kind of like a kid on a sugar high*

Oh yes, Danny met mom when I had my surgery. My mom adores him and Danny likes her too, she's adopted him which is good because he needs a good mom. *Grins at him, enjoying sugar high Azzie.*

I don't know why she's in town though, it's a surprise.

Everybody needs a good mom. *he beams at her* Mine's home, too! I hope to stay, since we haven't seen her in ever so long because Heaven snatched her. You should meet my mom! And Danny, too -- I like Danny, even if he's a little skittish around me so far. So good, I'm really really glad that they adore each other, it makes things easier.

I wonder if it's a crazy surprise, or something. That could be awesome.

You'd be a lil' skittish if ya were in my shoes, buddy. *laughs softly*

*frowns* Why, though?

Uh...Sex of God and Violence? My fiancee supposedly bein' yer high priestess (which believe me, doesn't sound inplausible at this point). Man, I had a hard time believin' in the Virgin Mary as a kid, and now I'm supposed to believe that the Greek? Roman? God of Sex and Violence is comin' to my weddin'?

I'm a scientist man, we're skeptics by nature.

Ah. Scientists with bloodsplatter, Delia told me about that part.

*he nods* That's -- fair, I guess. I mean, I'm used to me, so you know, I still find it hard for people not to believe in gods and all of the rest of it.

I'm a hell god, actually. Crown Prince of Hell, Lord of the Summerlands, and Master of the Horsemen -- although they don't really like that part of my title all that much. The sex and violence part is a bit more complicated, but it's this whole thing about energy focusing that I do and whatever. So -- I guess we're technically Christian dieties, if you want to throw it out there like that, except for the fact that it's supposed to be a monotheistic religion. *he grins* Go to love the complications, you know?

And yeah, Delia's totally my high priestess. Which mostly involves being nice to me and making me cookies and stuff like that. She makes a bad-ass cookie.

*laughs* That she does. I'm still noshin' on the gingerbread she made an army out of for Xmas.

Crown prince of hell, huh? Thought that was my title. *is clearly trying to joke, still a little nervous around him*

I got some of those cookies! They were great. You're lucky, dude -- you're signing on for a lifetime of the best cookies in the world.

*grins* Nah, that one's just for me and Balthazar. My brother. *he sighs, weary* We have a sister as well, Circe. She's getting married on new year's day and if can't come too soon. Ryan's got bridal magazines spread out all over the Palace and I just can't take the overflowing estrogen anymore. *stops, thinkng about something* Oh my god, did she remember to invite Delia and by extension you? Did she? Oh fuck -- I'm going to kick her ass if she didn't.

Hooly shit.

*eyes wide, finally believing*

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