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We're not that sweet, are we?

I didn't think we were too bad.

Neither did I.

Then maybe it's not a bad thing.

Maybe not. And at least it means we're happy.

Hmmm...yup. I'm happy. Very happy.

Completely too sweet, but lucky for you - you pass.

I pass?

Wasn't aware there was a test.

Of course there was a test, honey, but - for most of us, you passed with flying colors. You love my sister, that's all I need.

Good to know.

...There were ones where I didn't pass?

Mostly just Matthew, but he's got a stick up his ass about everything. Ken's playing a tough game, but he's a soft-hearted guy.

Ahh -- well, at least I won most of them over.

It's my best frieeeeend!

So. I hear you couldn't help but want to join our fantastic family.

Well, considering your family is infinitely more fantastic than mine, I thought it was only appropriate that I made it official.

So you're marrying my sister just to get to the rest of us?

Well, that and I'm quite a bit in love with her.

That's so cute I just may puke.

So. When does the breeding start?