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So there was this mysterious tape...

Mysterious tape, huh? I thought we had this conversation, kiddo.

This was different. There was weird shit that didn't make any sense and then some voice said I'd die in seven days. Probably bullshit, but you know...covering all bases.

*Sighs* Aw, hell. Did you get the holy water?

Not yet.

You get the holy water, I'll get the herbs and shit we'll need to burn this bad boy.

*nods*

Have you learned nothing from the movies?

I figured it was hunt playback or something...

*Huffs, shaking her head a bit.*

You told anyone else about it?

Don't give me that look. This house is warded. How did a cursed video even get in???

No. Not yet.

Some wards don't work on modern technology.

We should tell your parents, at least. I'll see if there's a way to break the curse.

Well that's dumb.

Can we tell Uncle Sammy instead?

Tell me about it. It's like those people who get away with filming girls naked because there's no laws against video cameras, because the laws haven't been updated in thirty years.

Fine. But we have to tell him fast, as in now.

*nods*

All right.

Is the tape still in your house?

Possibly?

Where?

By the TV

Okay.

*She goes to the living room, grabs said tape, and brings it back to where Mary's standing.*

Do you know where you can make a copy of this?

Kinkos?

I tried that excuse, it doesn't work.

*laughs* Yeah...not quite what you're thinking.

What's better than porn?

Ummm....everything?

You didn't.

I did.

And here I thought you weren't just another pretty face.

Weird things happen in my life all the time.

Which makes it even worse! You knew better.

Well....maybe...

Whatever will we do with you?

Give me a stern talking to and send me on my way.

What happened, anyway?

The tape was sitting there. I watched it. It made NO sense. And then...yeah...I was going to die. Apparently.

Typical.

No biggie. We'll kill the whatever it is.

Well, you know where to find me.

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