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Unhappy German people glower most menacingly.

What's got his knickers in a twist now?

Oh, he thinks I've been sitting in his car and messing with his maps and stuff.

*Huffs*

Nobody has any trust nowadays. What are you and I, the world's new scapegoats?

I know!

I assured him I wasn't spending my free time sitting in his car.
For one thing I haven't had time since I've been driving it.

Really he should be happy--he's getting great gas mileage since I've been filling his tank up after I've had it.

*snort*

Does he even drive it properly? I bet he's never made it spin round in a complete circle and made the tyres smoke. That was brilliant.

Spin in circles?

Smoke?

Is there something you'd like to tell me?

*Freezes, exchanging glances with Fritz*

Well?

Does this have anything to do with what happened to my air freshener?

That horrible smelling thing shaped like a hydrocephalic kitten? I did you and all your passengers a favour, getting rid of that.

So you were in my car.

Now, how did my car get to where you could get in it?

...I took a field trip to Lebensbaum. Wanted to see that statue of you that you're always rabbiting on about.

Really?

Then I suppose Fritz showed you the candy shop? With all the giant gumballs?

*narrows his eyes and tilts his head, suspecting trickery*

No, but he showed me where that girl you fancy works.

*frowns slightly*

Did he now?

*smile*

Did you have to drive long to get there?

What, to the town hall or information centre or whatever it is? It's right there on the square, innit?

*Spike smirks. Nice effort, Mr. Kusch, but Holmes you aren't.*

No, the girl I'm dating works at the bar. Fritz must have been confused, or just not paying attention.

*he shakes his head*

I'm just a little surprised you came all the way out and didn't stop by to see Miriam or the library. After all, our town's pretty small. I thought for certain he would have taken you to see the sights.

Beware the wrath of angry Germans.

How-do you people *do* that?!

Do what?

That look you guys get.

*sigh*

The English have looking proper down.
The French have looking superior down.
The Americans have looking happy down.
And you guys have looking disapproving down.

It's all in the eyes and brow.

Oh? We do, do we?

*dry*

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