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Not usually.

So much to do, and so forth...

I'm Anna, and yes so much to accomplish and do throughout our lives. Sometimes it can get very overwhelming.

Lilah Morgan, for Wolfram & Hart. And I'd say, don't sign if you can't handle the contract.

We can rest when we're dead.

*smirk*

Think so?

No, probably not. But that's what people say.

People do tend to be rather ignorant.

They try so hard at it.

Like...little hamsters trying to scurry their way around the maze.

Except instead of finding their way to the cheese, they run headfirst into a wall.

It's always refreshing to find someone who knows the way the game works.

I've been playing it since I was six. I had to learn sometime.

Good to hear. *Hands her a monogrammed card: Wolfram & Hart, Attorneys at Law*

Our firm values such potential. If you're interested in assistance or career opportunities, give us a call.

Glances down at the card, a smile creeping across her face before she looks back to the woman.

I'm not....exactly normal. Is that a problem?

Corner of her lip twitches upward.

On the contrary. We encourage those that...stray from the norm, so to speak. They tend to fit in quite well, and usually prove an incredible asset to our work.

That's good. Too many people tend to look at us as freaks. I prefer genetically gifted.

Gifted, indeed. In fact, our Special Projects Division caters to a wide range of gifted individuals. And we find they have been very satisfied with the work they've done for us.

I'll have to check this place out. Thank you!

I hope you like what you see. And it's our pleasure, thank you

Where's the fun in that?

Exactly my thoughts.

I'd rather cause mayhem. But first I have to unassemble 5,792 Christmas lights.

Sounds like a good to-do list to me. Uh...what's with the Christmas lights?

I put them up for Christmas, now I've got to take them down. My best friend tells me he needs shades to look at the house.

Huh. Well, have fun with all that

I do. It's a rare change of pace and then it confuses the minions.

...

shit.

They just won't let people stay dead, don't they?

That hurts, Lindsey.

You have the emotional capacity to actually feel that? Color me surprised. *might smirk just a bit*

Just trying to make you feel like the big bad boy, as usual.

Darlin', it's been years. You've got no clue how bad I am. *smirk just grows*

Ooh, I'm just shivering all over. From what I remember, the baddest you get is your left hand.

I've picked up a few new tricks since then.

If restoring burned bridges isn't one of them, I'd be worried.

I have no plans of ever going back to the firm, unless it's to dance on it's ashes.

I think we're both smart enough to know that's never gonna happen. If anything, it would probably dance on your ashes, if it bothered.

I can dream though, can't I. Oh wait, you like to break my dreams into little pieces.

How's hell going for you?

It is one of my favorite hobbies. So fulfilling.

Not quite so much fire and brimstone as the legends say.

Maybe I should get you violin lessons for next Christmas. That way you can make a soundtrack to your life with it. That's probably a more productive hobby.

Guess it depends on which hell dimension you're stuck in.

Violin? Too melodramatic. I'll stick to that warm and fuzzy feeling I get when buggin' the hell out of you, thanks.

They do have a way of switching it up, keeping things interesting.

You know, if I was still in practice in LA, I would so love to go up against you in court. Just to watch you squirm.

Next time ask them to put you in the toy poodle hell. From how Spike described it, sounds like a wonderful place for you.

Nice to know your little vacation hasn't messed with your ego, Lindsey. And also? In your dreams.

*blinks* ...Thanks for the recommendation.

You really are out of the loop, aren't you?

ooc: i guess this is about where I ask when you're placing Lilah ni the world of canon and time and space. *grins*

Well, I have technically been, well, dead.

OOC: Hah. Sorry. For now I've got her just post-canon season 4/au season 5 or post-series, still around and kicking 'cause of that damn clause. She's a work in progress, haha.

So have I. But I got better *smirks*

ooc: heh. That's fine. Lindsey is confusing and in present day with lots of fun stuff Lilah can learn about.

*Lifts a curious eyebrow...to ask or not to ask?*

Really, now? Please don't tell me divine intervention?

OOC: sorry for the wait! and that's fine, I figured Lilah can morph to whatever time/place someone sets for her, and go from there. Present's fine and her/lindsey verbal-spar-of-death it always fun.