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[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Do vampires go to the toilet?

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[ashes-ascending.livejournal.com]

ILU!

IC (xD)

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Takes a bow*

But do they though?

:3

[ashes-ascending.livejournal.com]

I don't know, ask one. On second thoughts, go home. Don't even think about this.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Minor hesitation*

Do angels?

[ashes-ascending.livejournal.com]

TWIX! Right. I'm telling your mother.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[a-pretty-fire.livejournal.com]

They're dead.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

No they're not! They're UNdead! And anyway they still walk and talk and have to wear clothes and clean their fingernails and brush their teeth. Don't they?

Do they have bogeys?


(ooc: He talks too fast for punctuation :s)

[a-pretty-fire.livejournal.com]

No. We're dead. We walk and talk but we don't have a heartbeat. It's so lonely in our chests. So very cold.

Sometimes I think I would like to stop wearing clothes, and live in a burrow like a little wild thing.

What's a bogey?

OOC: Punctation is overated anyway! XD

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

That's awfully sad. :( But if you don't wear clothes people will snigger and point and I think you'll need quite a big burrow.

Bogeys? Things that human-type people have up their noses. *Contemplates this for a bit* I think the Americans call them boogers.

[a-pretty-fire.livejournal.com]

I'll dig it myself. It'll be big and warm and cosy. And quiet. So I won't hear them if they're silly enough to laugh.

[Drusilla taps her nose thoughtfully with a fingernail.]

I don't think I have any. I don't want to look.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

But laughing is such fun, don't you ever laugh?

*Fishie nodnod* It's not terribly good manners.

[a-pretty-fire.livejournal.com]

Yes. But not at myself. Jokes don't work if you aren't scattering them around. Like dew drops.

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

When it comes to vampires, mate, take your pick. Some crap, some don't. Some eat human food, some puke up their guts if so much as an Altoid crosses their lips- pity, really, would help with the breath... Some flipping sparkle, some aren't tossers. Magical symbols affect some, some wear crucifixes as jewellery... and so on.

As for teeth-cleaning and cleaning one's nails, if your sire's name is Angelus you bloody well do have to,

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

You say lots of bad words.

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

*cleaning his bitten-down nails with the end of a match*

Vampire, mate. Nasty, wicked, evil creature a' the night 'n so forth. S' practically a _rule_ to swear.

'M Spike, by the way. Spike Aurelius. How about you?

You met very many other vampires then?

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Primly* I only know nice ones, 'xept mama says mister Kaelen needs his mouth washed out.

I'm Twix, and yes I know lots. *Well three, but that counts as lots when you're seven*

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

*snorts at the priggish tone, then his bright eyes widen and he looks rather gleeful upon hearing about 'Mister Kaelen':

Mister Kaelen- y' mean Drakus? Hah! I think your Mum's right. He could do with a good dose a' soap 'n water. Castor oil as well- might make him less of a cranky old bas- ....bloke.

Hallo, Twix. So you know Drakus and Corvo then? That's brill! What other vampires d'you know then?

*Spike knows 'lots' of vampires as well- and is considered quite formidable and skilled by them- for a three year old fledgeling*

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Ecstatically happy to know ANOTHER vampire* Yes! I know all the Kaldoan gods, in fact I'm one of them.

*He's most awfully proud of this*

We--ell -- I know mister Stefano, he's the leader of the Free, apart from mister Kaelen, he's really in charge of everyone being a god and everything but mister Stefano is his first general.


(ooc: see above re punctuation. I can do eeet. RLY)

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

*arches a brow and flicks a glance over at the little fish*

...Right- now, ironically the notion of a talking goldfish doesn't faze me- I've seen a lot of strange things 'round this place- but... you say you're a god, as well?

...Angelus's got a right hand man as well. His name's Harold. He's our First Minion.

...Angelus 'n Drakus are mates, did you know that? I reckon Angelus could win in a fight though.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, there's three animal gods, I'm the littlest. One's an owl and one' a wolf. :( Being a fishie isn't terribly glamorous.

Mister Stefano's not an onion, he's a proper vampire.

*Twix pPonders this matter further* Is mister Angelus a god? 'Cos mister Kaelen is, and some people say he can't even be killed with wood or silver and he's a daywalker. I don't speak to him very much, he's awfully fierce.