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*giggles at the comment. She really can't do anything but giggle at the randomness of it*

I know, I know. Son't get me started.

I've never had a reason to buy that book so that completely took me by surprise. I'm Daphne.

Jennifer, and I sort of made a deal with my boyfriend. I got the book and he booked me in to have a tattoo.

Thats a pretty cool deal, actually. What kind of tattoo are you getting?

It's pink cherry blossoms, if I don't chicken out and run off.

If you didn't chicken out buying a book on Kama Sutra, you should be fine.

Buying a book is one thing, having a tattoo for life is another.

It's Kama. The Kama Sutra.

Oh, thanks. It'll teach me to let my mun write for me when she's got a migraine.

*Sing-song* I know somebody who's gonna get busy. *Big grin*

{just starts to laugh at that} It's all James' fault, I promise you it wasn't my idea...{so very red}

I knew that of course but I would have been really proud of you if it was you. *smiles and touches her cheek* What are you so embarrassed about? All red. It's a book. It's not even that dirty a book. There's a lot of reading in that thing. I thought it was just gonna be a bunch of illustrated positions but nope. It's like an instructional guide to like every way a man and a woman can interact physically with each other. They have names for every kind of embrace, kiss, touch, position. It reads kinda like a medical book. You'll probably like it better than I did.

{blushes all the more at the touch and looks down} It's not something I would have thought of, although the idea came from something I said to James. {looks up through her lashes} Besides, we've got time to make up for, and time to compensate for. And really, I don't think I need to look at sex in a theoretical way, maybe I should have got a different book.

If you've got time to make up for, I wouldn't do it with my head in a book at all. Trial and error is way more fun and you don't get goofy smiles from the cashier at Barnes and Noble.

That's true, but if I'm getting the tattoo I'm thinking about I don't want to be chancing our trial and error could end up with me on my back... that sounds so crude {laughs}

Be crude. I like it.

You do?

Out of you? Yes ma'am I do.

Y-you do?

Hell yeah. It's sexy. It's like seeing a stripper blush only... you know, in reverse.

...ou want me to strip now?

*laughs* Uh, yeah, but I'm always down with seeing a beautiful woman naked. This is a little different. I just meant that it's sexy because it's not a side of you that you really ever show. You are shy, polite, probably very professional. Seeing you be vulgar is almost better than seeing you naked because it's every bit as exposing.

You are? Really? And.. {blushes} did you just call me beautiful? {blushes a little more} You should see me when I'm with James, that side of me comes out a lot, tust me. {is crimson now}

Of course I am. Aren't you always down with seeing a hot naked guy? Well, you are beautiful. There's no reason I shouldn't tell you. *smirks knowingly. She did sort of see her with James and she knew all about* Oh I believe you.

Do you often openly flirt with people you don't really know too well? People who are with someone? {blinks at the smirk having no idea about anything} Because you know how James can be?

Short answer? Yes. I know who you're with. I wouldn't do anything against your wishes and his okay. It's just goofing around. *Pats her arm* Absolutely.

I.. Thanks.. I think. {laughs}

You're welcome.

Didn't you had it in ya, Doc.

Sir, under all this sweetness is a tiger waiting to come.. out {starts to laugh}

[Laughs and roars. Sounds more like a lion than a tiger though!]

{blinks at the roar} Sir?

Jack. Call me Jack. And, never mind.

Uh, okay Si.. Jack.

[Shakes head] Is "Sir" tattoed on my forehead or something?

No, but it's what you told me to call you.

When?

When you came to Atlantis.

ooc:It was the other Jack but she doesn't know :)

But I wasn't retired then. I am now. OK?

Okay.

Good.

Now we have that sorted, who's the "book" for?

Why is it embarrassing?

Because people give you a knowing look.

Well... what is it? I'm sure it can't be that bad.

You don't know what the Kama Sutra is?

No idea. Should I~?

Uh. How old are you?

I... don't know exactly. I lost my memory. Whatever it is though, I'm sure I'm old enough?