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[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

Want sex now, please k thx.

Comments

[nolovestory.livejournal.com]

-- Shit, me too.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

mm, what a terrible spot we must be in.

[nolovestory.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow*

[hells-ferryman.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

Poor, poor Hermes. Did you forget about whores?

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, have you looked in the mirror lately? *tsks*

Forget? You should really look around more.

[arms-of-2-am.livejournal.com]

To the point aren't you.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

Usually only if I really want something. Or someone makes a bet.

[marylyns-murder.livejournal.com]

Now thats a pick-up line.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

More of a blanket statement really.

[notaheiress.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I've seen everything.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

This is highly doubtful in the first place.

[every-dawn.livejournal.com]

Let me know how that works out for you. *smirk*

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

I could whisper it in your ear if you want?

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

I don't know . . . last time I tried to hit on you, you practically told me to buy you a diamond first, babe.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

No, love, I told you to convince me. I have my choice of a lot of people, and gods.

Sometimes I need a reason to give something new a try.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Something holding you back?

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

Waiting for someone worthy to come around.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

So that's how this works.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

Helps to be up front, really.

Hello Beautiful, how is your night?

[darklordmyarse.livejournal.com]

Seems I'm always late...

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

Who said you were late...No one's made the claim yet.

I'm still looking.

[hates-cliches.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

You should ask for some too.

[not-colourblind.livejournal.com]

Sex?

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

You look young, but you don't look five.

Sex: The way a man and woman reproduce offspring such as yourself. Or when two men, or two women decide to have a little Peg on Peg, or slot against slot action.

You'll understand more when you grow up.