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Is that a big deal?

God, yes. It'll take forever to explain where it went and request a new one!

You can't just say 'Hey, lost my card. Sorry.'

No. They're bastards about it.

So why be a member?

Uhhh, because? The League is great for business.

You can get your own business.

I could, but I'm too lazy right now.

And you looked everywhere for your card?

GOOD JOB.

STUFF IT.

NO.

MEANIE PANTS...

So, anyways, how's life?

Eh. Life is being life. Some things change and some things stay exactly the same. The evil thing's kind of taken a pause, BUT! That'll change soon enough. Once I get all my...evil plans and stuff, y'know...sorted out.

So what are you up to when you're not LOSING YOUR CARD?

Taken a pause?! For what? You're such a work-a-holic, this worries me...

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Not much actually, about to make the move to live closer to the League's HQ. It's kinda important.

Big move across the country. This city boy's a New Yorker now. New banks to rob, fresh heroes to ~~get my ass handed to by~~ fend off, there's been an adjustment period.

Orly? So it won't take so long to send new cards? ...Right, I'll stop mocking that now. How important are we talking about?

New York?! Can I come visit? I love New York. It's so gritty there, and stuff, definitely needs a touch of the Dr. Horrible-ness.

Yarly. Har har! Important as in: I'm an official league-er. Full-time, baby. Full.TIME.

Better than LA, totally. I mean. Less smog. Actual changes in seasons. Different, but better. Also SURE I GUESS? Just as long as we're not, whatever, fighting each other over who gets to do evil around here.

Like SITTING AT THE TABLE leager? ~~Must not get jealous, must not get--~~ Or just working around like a little office number-crunching kind of member?

I won't fight you. ~~You might start crying.~~ Besides, I'd like, come watch you do your thing or whatever. Evil support or something...

Not at the table yet. I have yet to..you know..Do that thing..Yeah. But I'm an accountant for them right now. They generate a lot of funds. Yeesh.

Oh, yeah, that...thing. Well, anyway, being actually IN it is better than me not at all, even if it's just numbers and all that.

Yeah. I'm sure I'll figure something out for that...thing. Anywho...anything exciting going on in your league lately?

Well seeing as I've still got my, uh. Thing. Left to do. It's not like they have any reason to contact me until I do...not so far as I know. Personally I think their requirements are a little harsh. I mean, you got in without having to do your thing, but nooo, they're just all picky about the kind of evil you do or whatever.

Still, I mean...y'know. Shouldn't be hard. Totally won't be hard at all. We both know it can't be that, uh, hard, or anything.

Oh yeah, I totally agree. I have my mind set on my stupid Hench-partner. He's a moron and should be put out of his misery...

uh oh....bad....*cringes*

OMG HAI!

Come find it for me, Cass. I'm at a loss. Maybe it's in my jeans from Monday night....Errr...

And where are those said jeans? *sighs* I'll be right over Kitty.

ooc; *watches B cling to her sexy army man cause canon sucks so hardcore for her*

Uhm, even better question! I blame the kittens.

They've hidden them. Have no fear. Cassie is on the way. I swear we'll find your card so you don't get in trouble.

ooc: you're lucky I'm faithful to my ships. I've just been having her having great sex dreams *nods* seems to keep her happy

Phew. Thanks, Cass. I was about to start panicking.

Anytime. You know if you need me all you have to do is holler. What good am I otherwise huh?

ooc: she has to have some fun considering what they did to her. UGH! She did say dreams are good, but she'd prefer the real thing.