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I'm assuming you mean recently.

Yes, recently.

She's been hiding somewhere since you left.

She's fairly big for hiding. But then again, your place is too.

I know. She IS big. I wonder where she's been?

How about you? Where have you been hiding recently?

Try rattling the cat treats. I hear that works.

Come on. You didn't even try to make that nonchalant!

Giselle never ate those. I never subjected her to them.

No, but it was an excellent segue. Don't misunderstand that I actually care. I'm just bored.

It's called "humor." I doubt large cats like them as much.

Oh, I know you care. Keeping track of the resistance is in your best interest.

I didn't know you still had a sense of humor under that chip of yours.
We learn something new every day.

You're an interesting lot. That's all I can say.

Luckily, humor isn't stored on the shoulders.

I doubt "interesting" is the world you really mean, but I'm curious: how are we interesting?

Ha. Again.

That's Classified, Lovely.

I'm a laugh riot.

That's a bullshit answer.

Glad to see your detector is working.

Whatever. Did you find the cat?

Yes.

She was mad at me.

She got over it.

Maybe you should try a dog. They're less fickle.

Dogs don't like me.
They're too smart for their own good.

Aren't cat owners supposed to argue cat's are smarter?

But dogs...can tell things.

Like what?

If you raised it from a puppy, I'd imagine that it would like you, no matter what.

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Wouldn't do me much good if it wouldn't take food from me.

I guess I just don't understand pets.

Me neither.
Especially not dogs.

Giselle? That wouldn't be the name of a weapon, would it?

No, I'm not so sentimental that I'd name a weapon.

Giselle is a lynx from my private collection.

Not all beings name their weapons because they're sentimental. Some do so because they aren't able to relate anything else.

I see...

Contrary to popular belief I can relate to things other than machines.

Do you?

Color me surprised, then.

See that you have hobbies outside of "work"? Yes. See this Giselle of yours? No.

Is it so surprising?

Ah.