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Use a condom.

Obviously.

HAHAHAyeah you'd think that.

But you know, a lot of the time? You'd be wrong.

I'm ~~Moron~~ Alex.

Oh. I would've thought it'd be the fore front on most most minds.

I'm Joseph, it's nice to meet you.

Are we asking in a purely physical sense?

Not necessarily. Anything really?

Don't just hear what she says, but what she makes a point of not saying as well.

Also, erogenous zones? Not just the obvious. Get to know her body and be willing to explore.

So what isn't said is just as important as what is said.

Right. Willing.

Exactly. Sometimes it's hard to say things so you don't say them but you don't say them in a certain way.

I'm just confusing the hell out of you, aren't I?

....yes. Yes you are.

Being willing to give oral. Okay?

Seriously though? When it comes to emotions? Don't just assume what you're hearing is everything. Girls hide emotions because we don't want our hearts broken.

..okay.

Well, I believe I broke her heart once. I have no intentions on doing it again.

... You already did and she took you back? You're doing pretty well then.

Well.. I died. So it was of no fault of my own.

...

Wait

...

You don't feel guilty about this, do you?

And if I do?

Why? Unless you offed yourself its not your fault you died.

I left.

I should have never left.

But I did.

...

You.

Died.

That's not leaving.

I left.

And then died.

Be a man.

Fair enough.

Best of luck.

Thank you.

That has a really easy answer that is quite difficult to actually apply.

Edited 2009-01-09 03:23 (UTC)

Oh?

Ask her.

I can see that being difficult.

You really ready for the master class?

I've asked for advice, have I not?

Then we'll start with a question. Who's the woman, and what kind of pleasing are you talking about?

Her name is Rogue.

And any sort really.

*he smiles* I know Rogue -- you must be the guy she was telling me about. *he gives him a very appreciative once over* She's got good damn taste, I'll tell you that. And so do you -- she's a looker, and a sweetheart.

Hmm. You're the one that can shield himself with magnetic fields, right? So you can touch her without getting the whammy from her. With that in mind, I'm going to have to say simple touches, the kind she can't get from most people. And not just the sex, either. Women like to be touched, caressed -- a brush of their hair off their face, a gentle touch on their cheek, simply holding her hand, as though it were the most natural thing to do.

You seem to be very knowledgeable.

I thank you for this.

Well, I'm a sex god who knows the lady in question -- not like that, though, don't worry.

*he grins* No problem, babe. She's always been a sweetie to me, so she deserves someone who's going to go out of his way to make her happy.

I wasn't worried... you're a god then?

She is very kind and considerate of others. I will do my best to be worthy of her, but truly, she is deserving of so much more.