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[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

Meta, couldn't help himself

Fuck you, sexgod -- I'm the prettiest.

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[stiletto-stakes.livejournal.com]

Yes you are!

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

Yes I -- *he frowns, taking a step back* Sandy! Behave.

[chasing-morning.livejournal.com]

I wish you all didn't care so much about looks.

they are rather useless.

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

They're not always useless. They can be a weapon, a tool -- and not just for getting laid. *he shrugs* What do you look for, then -- uh, sorry about the pun, babe.

[dee-sanders.livejournal.com]

Oh Christ...*laughs* I have a feeling this is going to be going on a while.

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

*he shrugs* Once the supremacy of my hotness is recognized, we can stop. Because the truth will out, the cream will rise, and all of that other bullshit that boils down to one thing:

I'm the fairest in the mother fuckin' land. *smiles sunnily*

[unhappyhellgod.livejournal.com]

I think your Dad has you beat, Honey. But that could be the bias speaking.

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

My -- *he looks pained* Please don't refer to my dad as a sexual being. I don't care that you're married to him. It's -- not right, is what it is.

also meta, depending on what verse you wanna do?

[wedomyplan.livejournal.com]

Okay, now it's just getting ridiculous.

Dean says for his purposes the one where he bangs out Ruby, but you pick :)

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

Why's it ridiculous? I'm just stating fact. I mean, do you realize expect me to let some jackass out there think he's the sexiest thing on two legs when I'm standing right here?

[the-prettygirl.livejournal.com]

Oh boy. This is the part where someone brings in the ruler.

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

Ruler might work for the so called sex god. But for me? *he grins* Bring the yardstick.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

I can attest to that.

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

Hey there, babe. *tips her a wink* You gonna give me a letter of reference?

[saltnburntango.livejournal.com]

I think its in your blood, aren't Winchesters supposed to be good lookin'?

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

It's kind of true. I mean, I'm not into that whole "touch your brother" thing that some people have going on, but we are all almost stupidly sexy. Although I'm the best-looking Winchester by far.

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

You know I love you baby.

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow at her* Baby, that is not one hundred percent undivided support.

[namenotnumber.livejournal.com]

*Stands with her hip cocked and her arms crossed, looking evasive and trying to hide a blush.*

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

Hey there, Max. *he grins at her, tipping her a wink* How's it going? You come here to lend your support to my cause?

[jungeverloren.livejournal.com]

You're the prettiest? You know, that kinda seems to be the big thing everyone wants to claim or shove off on people lately.

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

Shove off on people -- like, telling you that you're the prettiest when you don't think you're pretty?

I'm gonna need a catch-up here, dude, if that's the case.

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

You? Seriously, Winchester? I mean, you're lovely to look at and delightful to see, but seriously? You can't compete with a god, kid. And you sure can't compete with me

[the-impala-kid.livejournal.com]

Please. *rolls his eyes* Like you could even keep up with me.

[spiralsofebony.livejournal.com]

I hate to say it, but Azrael has you beat.