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*wearing Gator head* WE'RE SO AWESOME.

*groans*

Aren't we AWESOME?!?

Yes baby, you're very..awesome.

*glee* I am so wearing this to work tomorrow.

oh no...Colonel will kill you.

No, he won't. He's down with the Gator Nation...I think.

*groans a bit more and covers her face with her hands* My boyfriend..the giant gator.

Come on, Alex. It even matches the uniform!

Sometimes baby? I wonder about your sanity.

This is a proud, proud moment in my life. Let me celebrate.

I am. I'm just questioning your sanity. Maybe I should have dragged out the orange and blue body paint and painted myself.

I was looking for that!

*smirks*

Where was it?!

Under my bed. In a bag. I think you left it there last time.

Awww damn I could have used that tonight.

I'm sorry. I tried calling. Apparently you turn off your phone during the games.

...well the volume on the TV was on 42.

Oh, this explains a lot *gives a flat look* What if I needed to get a hold of you? *crosses arms*

You could follow the sound of Thom Brennaman.

*laughs and shakes her head*