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Memo: Please don't feed pterodactyl aphrodisiacs.

~~Or Jack~~

Spoilsport.

There must be some limits, sir.

Well, yes, perhaps, but that takes all the fun out of life!

~~Don't feed the pterodactyl Jack or don't feed Jack aphrodisiacs? Very difficult scenarios, those...~~

They're as bad as each other and either way you're probably going to be the one cleaning up the mess... Please forward the memo to Owen, just to make sure?

I don't know; the latter seems a lot more... tolerable (if unnecessary). And consider it done. Getting Owen to read said memo is going to be a bit trickier.

Just to let you know, I seem to be having trouble with the CCTV for Jack's office at the moment. I probably won't get round to fixing it until next week - translation programme's playing up again.

You could always try printing out the memo a few times and taping it to his computer, chair and the gurney in the autopsy room. Worked for me when I needed him to get his latest report into the database so I could add it into the search function. :)

Ah. Ah, yes, thank you. I'll just be keeping a better eye on Jack and his office the next few days, shall I? Nothing for you to worry about there.

Could do, yeah, but unlike Owen I tend to spend my time actual working.

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