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Not your profession of choice?

A favor for a friend, rather.

Because you loooove me?

Ah, yes. I knew there must've been a reason.

*hugs!* I'm getting married in...*counts* ...Eighteen days!

*smiles and hugs!* That you are. I've got a draft of the guest list for you to look over when you've time.

*bounces on her toes!* Whenever you've got the time would be fantastic!

Excitement is a good look on you. You're glowing.

Ooh, who's getting married?

That'd be me.

*blinks*

You...you must be a different Rose to the one I know, then. 'cause I'm sure she would have mentioned something...

*beams* Must be since I'm marrying the Doctor I know.

You're marrying...

*nlinks* A version of me, getting married to a version of you?

Congratulations. Just...don't let him be involved with organising it, I'm useless at weddings.

Not to worry, Doctor; that's what she keeps me for.

Lucky you, Ianto.

Can't say I mind. Any excuse to wear a tuxedo, you know.

Isn't that the sort of thing you wear anyway?

Lord, I can just imagine Jack's reaction if I showed up to the office in a tux. The suits have him predatory enough.

Typical. No matter what universe you're in, Jack Harkness is essentially the same.

I haven't complained yet.

Yep, that doesn't seem to change between universes either.

Have you looked at the man recently?

Ah. Excellent point.

I certainly thought so.

Hey! He asked to help plan it, in my defense! And really, what was I gonna do? Let Mum plan it? We'd never meet the Christmas-deadline.

Your Mum? Oh, Rassilon, no! What a terrifying thought.

She's already annoyed that I'm getting married at all. *mimics her mother's shrillest voice* The Doctor?! You're marrying HIM? Oh, Rose, baby! Don't throw your life away like that! What about that Ianto Jones boy?"

I can't wait, though.

Well, Ianto is more polite, at least...

*grins* Less fun, though?

Because the rest of us ~~you~~ them would bungle it up and cause the bride to throw a fit and cry, effectively ruining the entire happy occassion? Just a guess there.

You do have a point. How did this lot get by without me?