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[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

Do I really "flaunt my sexiness"?

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[justalilcontact.livejournal.com]

You ain't exactly keepin' it secret.

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

Aren't "having" and "flaunting" different things?

[justalilcontact.livejournal.com]

Guess it depends. You don't "flaunt".

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought. No clue.

[justalilcontact.livejournal.com]

People get funny ideas. Misconceived behaviour.

[mutha-flippin.livejournal.com]

No, because you always spurn Austin Powers. Who does that?

Oh, and by Austin I mean me. By the way.

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

But if you were really Austin Powers, I wouldn't be able to spurn you.

[mutha-flippin.livejournal.com]

Austin Powers is fictional. I'm not, but I shag just as well.

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

Yuo know, I don't want to be just another groupie.

[mutha-flippin.livejournal.com]

What? You think I have groupies? I mean, of course I have groupies. You'd be a special one though.

Come on... I have chocolate! And killer dance moves.

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

*snickers* A special groupie, huh?

Ok. The chocolate, totally gets me. But what do the killer dance moves have to do with it?

[mutha-flippin.livejournal.com]

Super special.

They're appealing. Just like chocolate.

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

Hmm. *thinks*

They are pretty sexy.

[mutha-flippin.livejournal.com]

I knew it! I can show you how to move your hips the same way too if you'd like. *demonstrates* I can be a good teacher.