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What's weird about chocolate orange sandwiches?

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I love chocolate oranges.....

...Never tried them on a sandwich, though.

I just had to try them the other day, so I did and they're nice.

It's a good season for them, anyway. I'll have to stop at a confectionary before we leave for Dover.

You're going away on holiday?

The bread, you need chocolate cake.

Not in the mood.

Always thought you had bad taste.

Yeah, look who I'm going to marry!

Who? *looks behind him*

Oh, Ollie, I should tell you. I'm marrying your mum. *smirks*

So the truth comes out after all these years. I'm not surprised as you did ask me to marry you when you found out who she was. So what does this mean then am I invited to the wedding? can I bring a date?

How do you feel about having me for a mother in law?

Of course you can bring a date.

I demand pocket money. Thanks there's this girl I've liked for some months now, 5"6, blonde. Stunning. I'll have to introduce you.

You're too old for pocket money son, I'm sorry. I don't have any for you.

She sounds perfect. Are you ready for a relationship with a girl?

Are you sure you know what to do?

It might be difficult but lucky for me I've got 3 more on the go so loads of practice. Perhaps I should invite them all to the wedding.

Oh, shame, here I was going to offer some lessons.

I'm sorry but being my step mum rules that out. Shame you missing out on the best here.

I've not married her yet.

*laughs* Beg and I'll think about it.

No.

I never beg.

Not for anyone?

No one.

*laughs* Worth a try.

Oh well, you luck out there.

Always the story. *shakes head*

And I thought you had four or five girls.

Nothing. Any sandwich is a good sandwich.

Thank you!

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