A barbecue fork? *eyeroll* Dude. Do you really think I'd be standing here talking to you if I'd been stabbed in the neck with a barbecue fork?
For a skeptic, you sure seem willing to believe in some pretty wild shit.
*sighs and takes a drag* Look, man. I could try to change your mind, but I'm guessing that's not gonna happen. But that's okay. When you come right down to it, it doesn't matter whether you and I believe in them. What matters is whether they believe in us.
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You know vampires?
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Well, I guess they are pretty thick on the ground around here.
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Well, I've managed to survive this long.
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Really, you gotta wonder why they bother.
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Living forever isn't worth all that trouble.
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Of course.
What, you don't believe in vampires?
*pulls the collar of his shirt aside to show the two barely-healed holes in his neck*
Kind of hard for a snake to jump that high, don't you think?
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I'm the sceptical type.
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For a skeptic, you sure seem willing to believe in some pretty wild shit.
*sighs and takes a drag* Look, man. I could try to change your mind, but I'm guessing that's not gonna happen. But that's okay. When you come right down to it, it doesn't matter whether you and I believe in them. What matters is whether they believe in us.
Believe me, brother. They do.
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