ext_61087 ([identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2007-12-09 11:37 pm

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Vampires are not all the same.

[identity profile] knowledge-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
That's like, SO TOTALLY TRUE!

[identity profile] knowledge-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't EVERYONE these days?!

[identity profile] lenfantperdu.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Not that it would matter much to you.

[identity profile] lenfantperdu.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I would assume your life and the keeping of it matters to you.

[identity profile] galeforcehero.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's true. They've all got different rules, it's ridiculous. Daylight, wooden stakes, garlic, holy water. Handfuls of some and none of the other.

Really, you gotta wonder why they bother.

[identity profile] galeforcehero.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
What's with the look? It's true.

Living forever isn't worth all that trouble.

[identity profile] lenfantperdu.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
No trouble at all. It's just to keep you guessing.

[identity profile] paranoiainblood.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Next thing you know, you will be telling me you believe in goddesses too.

[identity profile] paranoiainblood.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Barbeque fork? Angry girlfriend? Weird fetish play? I can come up with a million reasons for it.


I'm the sceptical type.

[identity profile] knowledge-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're totally into that kind of fetish play, aren't you?!

[identity profile] comes-wbenefits.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Josef, darling, my feelings are almost hurt.

[identity profile] paranoiainblood.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
You know I... tolerate you. Which is more than most! Perhaps even enjoy the banter. When I'm feeling masochistic.

[identity profile] viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Let me get this straight, you do not believe in goddesses?

[identity profile] paranoiainblood.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, let me think on thi... No.

[identity profile] viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Neither are mortals, but that doesn't stop some from lumping them all in the same heap.


[identity profile] whiskey-eyes.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Vampires? Do. Not. Exist.

[identity profile] silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Saying things like that could get you killed.

[identity profile] whiskey-eyes.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Saying things like that will get you arrested, asshole.