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Damn it. Who stole my candy?

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*eyes wide, shakes head* Not - Dunno. Dunno.

*glares at him* You look guilty. Come here! Do you have chocolate breath?

*shuffles uneasily, stays where he is* N-no.

I bet you do! *walks up to him and sniffs him* YOU DO.

Do-do not! *even as he fingers the wrapper in his pocket*

Yes, you do, candy thief! You owe me a candy bar!

Oh... *rummages through his pockets, takes out a pack of dolly mixtures* Want... want some?

Wasn't me.

*stares in horror*

Shall I help you look for it?

Help me? No! You just stay away. *mutters* You'll probably try to steal my soul or something...

*stares again* What are you?

I already have a soul.

I am Alex Murphy, Detroit Police.

*her eyes widen* YOU'RE a COP?

*starts rambling* I knew it. I knew you things would start taking over soon. No one believed me, did they? Nope. And now look! *pokes him* A machine is a COP! A COP!

*Murphy removes his helmet.*

I was...killed in the line of duty.

Very difficult to make my character serious when this is high-larious.

*stares at him with a little more respect*

Then why aren't you still dead? Did you *pauses in horror* ask them to do this to you?

Very quietly, and very somberly, Murphy says, No.

*nods her head*

Good. I say we go find who did this and shoot them.

*Murphy cheers up a titch.*

They've been dealt with.

~~Nothing says "I didn't appreciate you killing me" like a stab in the throat.~~

It wasn't stealing. It was just there! It didn't say "this belongs to someone else"! How was I supposed to know?

It was in my office! How did you even get into my office? Did you bribe those assholes with donuts?

In fact, who are you? And HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY OFFICE?

Oh, that was your office! No, it was...uh, it was...open! Yeah, open! That's how I got in.

Awwww, poor you.

I don't care much for candy. You smell rather sweet though.

Your loss.

Are you...hitting on me?

Not yet, obviously. You would know.

*eyes him and puts her hand on her laser strapped to her side*

You're really not my type.

I like all types. ~~O, A, AB...~~

What's your type, then?

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