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I'm sure this is meant to be offensive to someone.

Whatever, its Barbie.

Can I help?

Not offensive. More mocking and derogatory because it just irritates without me really doing anything. I love people with easy buttons.

Haha, you like Barbie? Well then, there'd have to be a Sasha Barbie. Complete with BOOM not BOOM boyfriend and LA premeire outfit.

You're easily amused.

If you hadn't been so good to me last week, I might make a comment about BOOM and not BOOM boyfriend. But you were, so I'm just going to tell you that should you ever acquire Mattel, I could totally make you a fortune.

How are they, by the way? I saw the shooting on the news. You guys okay? Need anything? I already called the hospital to put the bills on my account but the family had taken care of it. What do you need?

We're doing better now that we're all together again, but thanks. I appreciate everything that you've done for me.

You're welcome. Let me know if you need anything else.

You'll be staying in New York then?

*arches brow*

What? It would amuse the hell out of me.

I don't appreciate what you're implying, Josef. Sometimes, just sometimes? You go too far.

Uhmm, what did I imply? I implied I'd be amused to buy a company and revamp their line.

It is what I do.

Apparently I'm making a Sasha Barbie... if I do this.

Considering all your fairly derogatory comments about Barbies in the past, you'll have to pardon my not so high leap to a conclusion that probably isn't too far off the mark.

*smirk* I have no doubt she'd make a delightful doll.

Now, this post was to be a prick. Because, come on, for someone that's supposedly a goddess? You sure get offended right easily there.

Darling, you're always a prick. Part of your obscene attractive quality, n'est-ce pas?

Gods, however, get offended often. With or without reason. Being constantly referred to as a Barbie while having ones existence doubted? Constitutes reason.

Sorry but I can't buy into the Goddess thing. Though, in truth? Compared to the rest of the lot running around doing the same? I would believe you over the rest. Especially after trailer trash Barbie last night. She definitely elevates you to near believablity, if I wasn't over religion a lot of years ago.

Over religion? I don't ask for your worship. Just your friendship. *rolls eyes* Honestly. Stubbornest asshole-

Stop calling me a Barbie, even in the vaguest reference, Josef.

Oh! Can you make a Melted Face Barbie? Those are just so delightful.

Now see, that is the sort of thing that upsets Philotes there. Tsk, tsk.

No. My need to melt the face off the one below me, isn't what's getting to her. That's all you, baby.

Aren't you all proud of yourself?

Awww, but that Barbie is entertaining!

Actually, yes.

Barbie is a tramp that messes up marriages.

I'm sure you are.

See, I utterly missed that entire thing. You know, antisocial and all. Whose marriage?

A friend's.

And you don't mess with my friends. I will hurt you in ways you've never imagined.

You'd be surprised what I can imagine. All that time and all.

Now I'm curious. You're telling me some guy left a friend of yours for the walking, talking silicone valley?

[Locked] Speaking of, if you're all a goddess and all, why do you need me to tell you what I am?[/locked]

I'm sure.

No, it's a little bit more complicated than that. Ok, so my friend is married and her ex-baby daddy flirted with that plastic thing and caused her to get jealous making her leave her husband to go stay in Santa Monica with her ex, not that they were doing anything though. The thing is he cursed her and she was staying with him until he un-cursed her, and...see what I mean? Complicated.

[Locked]Well, I prefer to let people tell me their secrets in their own time. But I can always look...if you don't mind, that is.[/Locked]

Edited 2007-12-10 19:40 (UTC)

Wait, back up. She made the choice to leave her husband because someone else was flirting with her ex? So she wanted the ex more than she wanted the husband. How is that the blonde's fault? Ba... Yeah, that one.

[Locked] I don't tell many. At all. For a very long time. And truthfully, what I am? Lot of the obvious, obnoxious, I wish they would die types running around here. Makes me sick. Let's just say I'm on a specialised diet.[/Locked]

She didn't leave her husband, so much as just went away for awhile, but whatever.

And it just is. ~~Because I'm friends with everyone else involved?~~

[Locked]Well, secrets are meant to be hidden.

So you just don't want to be included in the masses? I can understand that. Considering just what we have running around here on a daily basis.

*gets the general idea* Ahh. Gotcha.[/Locked]

OHMYGOODNESS, that's like, SUCH a great idea! We could like, have a whole new DISNEY line and a like, a new HOUSE, and I could TOTALLY use a new car, and like, maybe a new bunch of shoes? How about a hair cut?

Oh I don't think you'd like me in charge, Doll. Disney? Uhmmm... what about go beyond that and do the classics Disney raped? Hamlet, the original Grimm's fairytales, like that.

Oh, I'm SO sure that Disney doesn't like rape in his stuff. That's like, SO not good, right?

But like, my favorite color is pink, but it so washes out my complexion, so maybe something in a mauve or a raspberry? How about that whole miniskirt thing redone! All because of my legs, they're WAY long.

Oh but they did! They took classics and turned them into cutesy fluff about singing, murderous lions and... You ever seen Hunchback? They guy sings about how if she won't be his, she'll be no ones. He's entirely hung up sexually on a girl a third his age, prepared to kill her if she won't give over to hm. Isn't that great for kids?

You should do burgandy. Or, you know, get away from the red. A nice china blue maybe.

Is it just me or has your waist thickened a bit in the last few years? Or did you just get a reduction?

Well, if you've got it, flaunt it. I mean, I TOTALLY don't look my age, right? *WINK!*

... Burgandy is really pretty for winter, so yes. Make me a dress in burgandy, floor length, A-line. I'd go empire waist, but that's like, for women who SO want to hide pregnancy-

OH! *GIGGLES* Well, SOME jealous girls were like, WAY hung up on the fact that I made them look WAY fatter than they were. So, GIVING IN, you know how it is. Had to put on a few, but whatever. I'm SO way more hotter than them!

Neither do I, Doll. But that's another story.

Are you? Hiding something?

Apparently you're not hot. Least according to most. I called a couple of people Barbie and they got all offended. Isn't that sad?!?!

OH MY GOODNESS, you're like, SO HOT, TOO! We're like, the hottest people out there, I don't care WHAT people say. They're just like, WAY jealous of us.

*NODS!*

I think that's a great idea. Exactly how would you redesign her? Make her less trampy, more intelligent? Maybe brunette?