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Screw nonbelievers!

*smites city for fun*

...Ah?

That's right. I said it - I did it.

..'sides, not like I killed them. But let's just say Christmas is gonna suck in the *looks up city she smited and mentions it*

...May I ask why you did it?

I can
Not every city can be a shining beacon of progress and prosperity
I needed a vacation home

Edited 2007-12-10 19:30 (UTC)

1. Obviously.
2. Why not?
3. That's the most selfish reason I've ever heard.

You bet
Exactly
Never said I was sweetness and light

May I ask which nonbelievers encouraged your wrath?

Funny you should mentions that. Just some being that thinks calling me white trash Barbie is an insult. And I won't smite him, because despite his irritating ways, he kinda sorta amuses me.

But really? The 'screw the nonbelievers' was just me blowing of steam. The city was just convenient.

*frowns a bit* ... What's Barbie?

Just a doll that most people under me cannot afford and doesn't really represent even close to half the population of it's consumers.

Somehow I don't think calling you an expensive doll is a proper insult.

You'd think with his education, he could come up with better. *laughs*

*shakes her head* Or have the sense to stay quiet about it.

Yeah, you'd think that, but nope.

I'm quite certain that there's nothing like being called 'white trash Barbie' to make ones morning.

Awh, did the cranky little thing call me that? How sweet. *giggles*

He IS awfully precocious for one so young.

*tries to remember what 'precocious' means*

Definitely a type 'A' tightwad.

I heard counting to ten helps. Looks like, it is not for you.

Nope! Why hold anything back? *beams*

I feel much better now and I got a vacation home out of the deal.

Okayeee. I'm not even going to question, this anymore.

You are a very smart man then.

Right at this moment, I am.

*gives him a cookie ...generic store brand of course*

*Breaks it in half and gives her an equal share.* Thank you.

No, thank you!

Edited 2007-12-10 20:38 (UTC)

It's hard to resist, isn't it?

I know!

Why hold back, I say!

Edited 2007-12-11 00:30 (UTC)

Well, I certainly didn't. Of course, we see how well that turned out for me... So perhaps some restraint is best.

Well, maybe ...sometimes.

But not today! *oh noes, she's not on a smiting high, no, not her*

Well then. Smite away.

Thanks, I will.

*looks up city on the verge of poverty anyway and does it*

(ooc - *g* He's such a bad influence)

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