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Brazilian wax gift certificate?

...never again.

Oh ouch.

I'm never sure who exactly that excruciating practice is meant to satisfy. But it does feels sexy, when it is all said and done.

..yeah, true. I can tell you this much, the guy who gave me the certificate isn't going to enjoy the fruits of his labors unless he gets one too.

I remember the first time I did it. I had a cheap job done, I was so raw I couldn't have sex for a month and it made me look like chopped liver down there. The next time I went, I looked down and screamed. They'd made me look like Adolf Hitler.

There is an equivalent treatment for men it is known as 'backs, sacks, and cracks'.

It was a good job, but I did scream. And what is with that particular look they go for? I wonder if it is a 'trade' secret or something. *is kidding*

Well, he better get that is all I'm saying. My bet is he won't. Most men can't take that kind of pain.

*g*

Edited 2007-12-11 04:27 (UTC)

If he doesn't, you can always enjoy the look of horror on his face
when you tell him to get it. *G*

I got an even better idea!

*whips out cellphone*

*whispers as she punches in numbers* Video conferencing.

Yeah, uh huh, hey, it's Maggie. You know that certificate you gave me yesterday and how you wanted to see the results? How about this? You get one ..they got and back, sac, and crack special. I got a certificate for you too ...what ?

*Shows her his horrified face real quick* Right, well, ok, if you're sure ...*holds out phone while he bitches and moans*

Heh, I may not have a date tonight but that was priceless. *grin*

The look on his face. *Covers mouth so not to laugh out loud.*

You could always go for chic flick, ice cream and chocolate for a good date.

You know, that's a way better idea. Thanks, I will do that. *laughs a little*

A better idea until you find another date. Hi, my name is Freddy.

Exactly!

Heya, I'm Maggie.

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