http://advocate-to.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] advocate-to.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2009-01-28 12:16 am

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Messy murders are no fun. Egh.

[identity profile] bneath-my-wings.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I think most people would say all murders are no fun.

Cigarette?

[identity profile] bneath-my-wings.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, bloodstains are a bitch to get out.

Schockingly, I've never seen a human die. Rabbits, birds--raw robin tastes like shit, by the way--but never a human.

No problem. You're on your own for the light, though, I lost mine.

[identity profile] outfromtheash.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Too right. S'a bitch to get blood out of your suits.