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So not a "closet sex enthusiast".

*giggles*

Yeeeaaah. Totally some misunderstanding going on. Obviously.

Do I even want to ask Billy?

'cause I think I want to ask...

Some stupid...sex-related meme, plus one stubborn, overly sexual guy whose job it is to annoy me, and...there's really no big story to it. It's like the dinner slut thing all over again.

*giggles* I'm sorry Billy.

I don't think your a closet sex enthusaist... promise

Good. Because I'm not. I'm mean, sex is okay and everything, but I won't go out of my way to--you know what, I'm gonna just...drop the topic right now before I dig myself into some shallow grave.

*blinks her blind eyes* A what?

I know, right? I have no idea, either.

I think I'm a little too...young to be hearing this.

What, nobody's given you The Talk yet?

No, they have. They've even given me books in braille on it but at the same time I'm twelve. I've only been told the basics.

Eh. It's okay. Like I said, not even sure what that's supposed to mean myself. Just a stupid friend of mine being stupid and making things up as he goes, as always. Don't worry about things going all NC-17 on you or anything, because it won't.

Oh. I have a few stupid friends like that. *nods*

Whats your name?

I wonder why I put up with him sometimes, but oh well. One of those mysteries of the universe.

Billy. You?

I'm Mikaelah.

Sometimes we say people aren't our friends when they really are and thats why we put up with them.

Can't imagine that bein' too comfortable.

I don't want to know, do I?

It's Barney. What else is new?

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