http://little-troven.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] little-troven.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2009-01-28 12:21 pm

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Why can't I know about sex?

[identity profile] will-aurelius.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought your sort reproduced by having water tossed on 'em?

[identity profile] ashes-ascending.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you get some twisted pleasure from being cruel to children?

[identity profile] will-aurelius.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*Spike tilts his head, knitting his brows as he looks at Not-Edward*

What're you on about _now_?

[identity profile] ashes-ascending.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
He's just a cub. Do you think you could be a little less cruel? Or is it simply a matter of ignorance?

[identity profile] will-aurelius.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell are you _talking_ about? I'm not being 'cruel'.

And according to your lot, I'M a 'cub'.

[identity profile] ashes-ascending.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ignorance then? My apologies.

So am I, it's just that he's a little one, and it sounded harsh.

[identity profile] will-aurelius.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*Spike glowers at Not-Edward. As much as he despises being treated like a baby at home, it almost is beginning to seem not so bad compared to being insulted and provoked by almost-strangers which is a near-nightly occurrence it seems.*

Ignorance? _You're_ the one was wanting to see gremlins!


And you dunno the first thing about how vampires work obviously.

[identity profile] will-aurelius.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*Spike is still glowering up at Not-Edward, and then turns to the little er... chap- he can see it's not a gremlin now, maybe some sort of... elf? Spike doesn't always pay as much attention during lessons as he should.*

Oh, sorry, mate. When I saw you a moment ago I thought you were a gremlin. You a er... sprite? Or ...elf praps?

Who says you can't learn about sex?

[identity profile] will-aurelius.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Sorry mate. The ears, see.

Well, what is it you want to know? Praps they think your mum and dad should be the ones that ought to be the ones to tell you.

You know how parents get sometimes- don't want anybody but them revealing any a' the great Mysteries.

[identity profile] will-aurelius.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! *Spike looks quite pleased with himself to have actually been right. Sort of. He's counting it as right, anyway.*

To look at my great-grandsire you'd think he was part fruit bat. But fortunately I don't think it's rubbed off on any of the bloodline.

Yeh, people are funny, mate. Especially around these parts.

'm Spike, by the way.

[identity profile] graftedscion.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you are little.

[identity profile] graftedscion.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I could find you a book, I suppose.

[identity profile] kings-boy11.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*is not red* Um, hi. What's...um, up?

[identity profile] kings-boy11.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. That sucks. You grounded?

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