*Spike glowers at Not-Edward. As much as he despises being treated like a baby at home, it almost is beginning to seem not so bad compared to being insulted and provoked by almost-strangers which is a near-nightly occurrence it seems.*
Ignorance? _You're_ the one was wanting to see gremlins!
And you dunno the first thing about how vampires work obviously.
*Spike is still glowering up at Not-Edward, and then turns to the little er... chap- he can see it's not a gremlin now, maybe some sort of... elf? Spike doesn't always pay as much attention during lessons as he should.*
Oh, sorry, mate. When I saw you a moment ago I thought you were a gremlin. You a er... sprite? Or ...elf praps?
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What're you on about _now_?
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And according to your lot, I'M a 'cub'.
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So am I, it's just that he's a little one, and it sounded harsh.
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Ignorance? _You're_ the one was wanting to see gremlins!
And you dunno the first thing about how vampires work obviously.
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Oh, sorry, mate. When I saw you a moment ago I thought you were a gremlin. You a er... sprite? Or ...elf praps?
Who says you can't learn about sex?
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It's just that everyone not from home seems to get all funny about it when talking around me.
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Well, what is it you want to know? Praps they think your mum and dad should be the ones that ought to be the ones to tell you.
You know how parents get sometimes- don't want anybody but them revealing any a' the great Mysteries.
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Momma already told me about it aaaages ago, but people round here always get weird when I tell them that.
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To look at my great-grandsire you'd think he was part fruit bat. But fortunately I don't think it's rubbed off on any of the bloodline.
Yeh, people are funny, mate. Especially around these parts.
'm Spike, by the way.
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