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They're taking the hobbits to Isengard?

The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, to Isengard, to Isengard.

Tell me, where is Gandalf? For, I must desire to speak with him.

..A Balrog of Morgoth. What's it say?

Tell me, where is Gandalf? For, I must desire to speak with him.

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! ..Stupid fat hobbits!

That is a -good- song.

I thought so too. And then it got stuck in my head all day at work, still is and, well, it isn't getting any better.

..But yeah, still a good song.

Isengard isn't all it's cracked up to be, you know.

Can't say that I've ever been so I wouldn't know otherwise.

Trust me, it needs a major overhaul.

I'll, uh, take your word for it then. I'm trying to hold it in, but it's kinda in my nature (as well as my career choice) to ask questions...

What is Isengard to you?

To me personally, or in a more general sense?

Wow, I'd ask both if it wasn't prying so I'll go with a more general sense.

It doesn't mean a damn thing to me personally, so it's not really prying. Generally speaking, it was a strategic - and very pretty - military post. 'Was' being the operative word there.

Well I'm feeling particularly informed today. That's nice to know and you're obviously knowledgeable in the ways of Middle Earth. I won't go there though; I'm somewhat of a dunce in that field.

It helps to be knowledgeable about the place you live. I wouldn't recommend visiting, anyway. Gondorians are pompous and boring.

I suddenly feel a little--well no, lemme rephrase that, a lotta out of place. I'll keep that all in mind though. Thanks for the fair warning!

Realm of men, huh... Sounds a little bit like some parts of Metropolis.

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard-gard-gard~

...g-g-g-g-gard!~

And on that note, "Why is the rum gone?"

Did you... drink it all? :O

Nope, can't say that I have. But it is a curious situation...

Those poor hobbits! They want to be taken to the countryside!

Ooh, I know right? But don't worry too much about it, sweetheart, it's just a silly song.

Well its a mean song, I like the other songs from the book when Pa read's it to me better...

Well that's completely understandable then. I'm kinda fond of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star myself, but that's because it has a lot of meaning to me from when I was a kid.

I know that one! I can sing it all by my self!

Is that so? Well, now you'll just have to sing it for me to prove it!

Ha! That's easy!

Twinkle, Twinkle little stars,
how I wonder what you are,
up above the worlds so high,
like some diamond in the skies,
twinkle twinkle little star
how I wonder what you ARE!

See I told you I could do it! How come you like that song so much?

Boy you sure showed me, and you sang it beautifully too!

Well, when I was little my mom used to sing it to me because she said I was her little fallen star. Heh. She'd say, 'You're not in the sky anymore, Clark, but you're still my little star.'

Some day I'm going to be like hannah montanah and sing like her!

And your mommy sounds nice. I dont have a mommy I have two daddies instead, and they are nice and sing to me, and some day I want to go into the sky, so then I can go into space and catch a star!

Hannah Montana? Sounds like someone worth aspiring to be, I suppose.

Oh yeah, my mom's great. She's just the bees knees! And two daddies, huh? That's cool. I'll bet it's fun watching them sing, hah hah.

And if you go into the sky, make sure it's in a plane and well, a spaceship if it's into space. You wanna be safe when you catch that star of yours.

Shes one of my favorite singers! I know all her songs too, but not as well as I know little star.

Your mom has bees for knees!? Doesn't that hurt her? I dont like bees cause they sting you and its not really fun watching them sing my daddy he's from french, and he talks funny sometimes, so it sounds really silly when he sings.

And I wont need a plane or a ship I'm going to have a space suit, that way I wont have to worry about it, and I'll have a cape, cause thats what they do in the movies!

That's great! We all need to be something when we get older. I'm a reporter and I just love it.

..Oh no, no, no! She doesn't have bees knees per say. That's just a saying that means she's really neat and stuff. And it sounds like you've got your hands full with your two daddies!

Oh a space suit! That's a good idea. As for the cape, I'll have to say, I like that best. Now capes are the bees knees.

Am I the only one that doesn't get this?

..And now I'm feeling rather ridiculous, but, yeah, it's uh, some random song remix from a perfectly innocent trilogy.

Didn't peg you for a Lord of the Rings type, Clark.

Well, I'm just full of surprises now, aren't I? I have to say though, Gimli's gotta be my favorite.

That's the dwarf guy, right? I only saw the movies.

Why yes, you are indeed correct. That foul-mouthed, ax-wielding primitive little slop of a dwarf, but his personality is just something you can't get enough of.