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Who switched my coffee? *looks alarmed*

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Probably someone powerful fast.

Thats not very fair of them. I hate caffeinated. Makes me jittery.

Makes you jiggly? I really must do this more often.

*facepalm*

It's not our fault you're so sluggish and listless.

Am not. You shoulda been there when I temporarily lost my abilities. That was bad.

Can you walk without them?

Nope.

Without my abilities I have Cerebral Palsy.

It doesn't go away? How dreadful.

Nope! Its why I show off. My mom was an athlete in high school and here I was hearing about how well she could run. Meanwhile I was in leg braces and crutches.

Then suddenly, I could run...really fast.

Well.

You could run, anyway.

*sigh* I will never say you're faster than me because for all you know I'm not going at top speed.

You are quite sweet, my dear.

Eh...wouldn't call honesty sweet.

No, but naivety...

Hey!

Whyever did you lose your...gifts, that one time?

And for that matter, however did you gain them that one time.

Both times, losing and gaining, there was an eclipse.

I'm not sure of the connection but thats...what happened.

The sun disappeared behind the moon. Suddenly I could run.

Sun disappears again, suddenly I couldn't even walk.

Most intriguing.

Dare I say the ability was latent.

Its possible. Probably a solar flare activating it.

But that's really such a mundane subject.

Tell me again about this coffee.

It is caffeinated and therefor evil.

I'm going to run past Paris if I'm not careful.

Heaven forbid you embark on such a time-consuming endeavor.

But backtracking drives me nuts. I'd rather just get to my destination and be done with it.

Considering the years of your life it would require, I can't say I blame you.

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