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*feet up on desk, staring off*

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Having one of those days at work, huh?

What? No, no, I think better with my feet up.

Oh, yeah, cause the blood would rush down from your legs and probably circulate better in your head.

Good thinking.

Right. Can I help you sir?

Just at work, procrastinating and I thought I'd found a kindred soul.

I'm Linus.

No, it doesn't look like much but I'm working.

Lieutenant Murphy, nice to meet you.

Nah, if it's how you think, more power to you.

Pleasure, Lieutenant.

You must be pretty busy...

Yeah, it can get busy around here.

Which is always such a catch 22 huh...if it's busy, that sucks because well, that means bad shit is going on. If it's not busy, then you're bored and have nothing to do.

There's always something to do, even when things are relatively slow.

You can stop now. Daydreaming is not needed, I'm right here.

*rolls eyes*

I'm thinking about a case, Vecchio.

Ahh, is that what you're calling it these days? Sly, Murph.

What do you want?

Heh. I pulled the short straw so I'm off out on a decent coffee and donut run. Just wanted to see if you wanted anything.

My suspect behind bars. Think they have that where you're going?

Uh, sorry, no. But I hear you can get that on Amazon.

I'll have to look into that.

Yeah. It's uh, w w w dot a-ma-zon dot com. Just in case.

I can spell, you know.

So can I?

I don't need anything. We've got plenty of coffee here.

Yeah, if you don't mind slumming it.

The coffee here isn't terrible. It's coffee.

It's terrible. Even the vending machine guy thinks it's terrible and his sandwiches are practically scraped off the street.

We don't use the vending machine here. We have our own pot.

So do we. Hugo's just an example. He got no standards and even he thinks it's crap inna cup.

Are you going to bug me until I say yes?

No. If you don't want anything, that's less for me to spend.

Thank you for offering, but I don't want anything.

My wallet thanks you.

You're welcome.

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