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Stop wishing homosexuality upon me, damnit.

Or?

No.

Not you too!

'Too'? Who else is there?

The question, dear brother, is who isn't there.

Women.

You may be surprised at the...peculiarities of those partial to...voyeur.

...

I don't want to know. Nevermind.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

What?

You heard me. Now commence.

I will not.

But you must, my dear.

For, what if your dreams should become real?

Everyone would be mad then! I shall leave you alone.

Parting will be such heart-wrenching sorrow, but I fear life will go on.

I will leave you to be as heterosexual as you wish to be.

Such would be for the best.