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[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

*A fox stuck up in a tree*

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[monticello-tj.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

*Calls down*

Don't you laugh, Mr. Jefferson. It's those stupid dogs...!

[monticello-tj.livejournal.com]

Dogs? Heavens, I had no conception that foxes could climb so.

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

Neither did I! But you'd be surprised what you could do if five snapping jaws were on your heels too. They are evil, spiteful creatures, I'm sure of it...

Are they gone?

[monticello-tj.livejournal.com]

I ... see none here. Do you need help on your way down?

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

Oh, please do check. That terrier is a vicious little monster.

Never need help for the way down, Mr. Jefferson. Gravity has out.

*She breathes forcing herself to calm and lays against the branch, slowly limbs lengthen into more delicate arms, and a human face peers over the side*

[monticello-tj.livejournal.com]

I suppose I should rephrase that as whether you need help coming down in safety.

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

And how would you propose to do that, dear sir? Please let me descend with what little dignity I have left. Bad enough, I feel like a common cat, if the fire department is called, I'll die.

*Inches over to the trunk and dangles her legs over the side, foothold assured she slowly begins to descend to the next branch like the rungs of a ladder.*

Man's best friend...

[trickster-loki.livejournal.com]

You get lost, sweetling?

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

Up. Down. It's all good... Woah-!

*Nearly slips and falls, but manages to keep her grip as best she can with her ill-equipped paws*

[trickster-loki.livejournal.com]

Though falling to one's certain doom *he's in the mood for a bit of a flair for the dramatic tonight* is certainly not quite so good.

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

No, I'd hazard not... Are you having fun down there?

[trickster-loki.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm certainly not bored.

Is it fun up there?

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

Kinda, once the shock and fear of teeth ended, but at the moment, it's your kind of lowly fun I've rather partake in.

[trickster-loki.livejournal.com]

Shock and fear of teeth?

Oh, and feel free to come on down.

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

You offering to catch a fox?

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

My best impression of a wingless bird, my queen?

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Do go on.

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

I think this is as much as a flightless bird does, dear sweet queen, and where a reason fox, begins to plot, the demise of every damnable canine she sees!

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Caught by the hounds were you? Poor pretty foxkin.

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

If I were caught, my queen, I scarcely believe there would anything left of sweet me. But yes, my queen, caught unawares, tis true, I was taking lunch as a woman and end up perched like a furred pigeon you see before you.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

You might not have been the hounds' lunch, but it seems to me you are still caught in that fine tree.

[spittingfoxfire.livejournal.com]

You know what they say, my sweet queen, the tree's bark is hardly worse than the hounds' bite.

[kings-boy11.livejournal.com]

...need help?