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How could he not like Pink, its such a pretty colour!

You are so smart! *beams* Pink is a wonderful color!

Do you know what he wanted? A brown couch! I think a pink couch is SO much better.

Ewww! Brown is a gross colour, or couch is Tan but I would want a pink one if I could pick!

*giggles cause she was called smart* I am smart, its the best colour EVER!

It totally is! *nods* Exactly!

Yes, you definitely are! *smiles brightly*

Yellow is workable.

I just don't want to come home and see my house looking like a My Little Pony threw up everywhere.

Good! Although, I'm a little worried it's too...Charlie...

*gasps* LINUS!

Oh...yeah..wait, why are we getting a new couch?

And it's TRUE, Sally.

Because that brown monstrosity of a couch of yours was ugly! And, you want me to be happy in our home, don't you?

*pouts* You're so mean to me!

*grumbles* Well you keep leaving it, so I dunno..

Oh whatever, doll. I could be meaner. I could tell you that Lucy is coming to stay with us for a while.

*glares* And why is that, Babboo? Maybe because you literally shoved me out of bed...ONTO the FLOOR, in the middle of the night, because I dared to accidentally roll onto IT! Hmph! Don't go there, Mister!

...You're joking. Right? Tell me you're joking.

Right. Fine. Bah.

Um. Surprise? I meant to tell you sooner...

Argh! You weren't really sorry at all, were you? You just wanted me to put on my nurse's uniform last night! *stomps her foot*

*mouth falls open* ...I'm going to go stay at Charlie's until she's gone!

Heh, yah I did but honey, you looked fantastic. With the shoes and all...

No you're not, you're not leaving me alone with her. Sally! We're a team! Come on!

*beams* I did look good, didn't I? And, good grief! I love those shoes!

Hmm...but she's so grumpy, Babboo! And, she's totally mean to Charlie, even though I'm absolutely positive that she's secretly in love with him!

You always look good...

Of course she's grumpy. That's what dominatrixes are...grumpy. Though, she still claims she's an accountant. Whatever. WE know her real line of work. Crazy Luc..

I know. But, I'm so glad you think so. *winks*

Ugh. I know, it's just. UGH! Pff. Accountant. Mm hmm. EVERYBODY knows! Good grief, Patty got her a WHIP for Christmas last year, and she didn't bat an eye! ...Do you think we should get a whip, Babboo?

Fishing for compliments?

A ...whip? Us? What? Sally! I just -- no. I'm not my sister. That's just wrong...

...now handcuffs, that's another story.

Always!

Hmm...okay then. It was just a thought...

*arches a brow* Really? For me? Or you? *giggles*

For you. You're cute when you squirm.

I thought you were coming home tonight.

*grins* Okay, but...can you wear the cape? It's so cute!

I am! Admit you're missing me, and maybe I'll hurry.

I thought you didn't like the blanket.

I miss you! Hurry up. Charlie has Snoopy to keep him company.

I like you...even with the blanket...whatever.

Okay! *smiles* I'm on the way.

I knew it *grins*

Great.....andgopickuplucyfromtheairportwhileyou'reatit...loveyou...

*rolls eyes* Whatever. Blah.

... You're totally going to pay for this. We'll be home, soon.

Okay......we're having ice cream for supper ...
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