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Zombie Apocalypse? ~~I'll be damned if~~ I don't hate it.

Zombies? Ooh, where do you get them?

The mother f*ckin' Tooth Fairy. *sneers* How the hell should I know? I just kill'em.

Why do that? They're useful.

I've got a serious aversion to being ripped apart. That's why.

I'd like to see if they could be made to rip others apart...

It's a zombie, man. I don't think they got more than one function and that's to take down the livin'. *snorts* You wanna try? *waves a gloved hand out, sweeping it away from his body in a 'go ahead' gesture* Scream real loud if you failed...

There's always some use for anything that'll kill...

*scratches at his chin* You ain't to bright. *lifts a brow* Or you ain't never watched them old zombie films.

Zombies ain't gonna care if you're the one that created them or who you want them to go after. They're whole purpose is to kill anything that's not like them and that's us. *uses an extended finger to gesture between the two of them* Ain't no use in something that you can't control, not like what you're gettin' at.

Personally, I hope you find that out first hand but I feel it's my civic duty -- and that's a crock of shit right there -- to warn you off.

Zombies?

Are they hard to kill?

Depends on certain factors but I'd give that a definite 'yes'. You gotta have something that kicks harder than they do and, son, you gotta learn how to move while doin' it 'cause you sure as shit don't wanna be standin' still if one of the son's of bitches comes up on you.

Yeah, being a zombie "snack" is not on my "To-do" list.

Do explosives help? Grenades, small bombs, that sort of thing? I'm big into the 'toss and run' tactic myself...but never against a zombie...

*leans back against the --convenient!-- wall, arms crossed over his chest* They're attracted by sound and movement so I'd be attachin' something that beeps, something you can set off that makes noise before you toss it that way you're going to get a better chance of takin' a bunch in that explosion and not waste the bang.

Tossin' and runnin's a damn good strategy especially when you're low on ammo or near a supposed safe zone.

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