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Managed to break the shrinks. Again.

OH that's always fun!

It can be, except the bosses always get peeved at it.

Yeah, but mine gets mad I just fill him full of bullets and take a vacation while he heals. *Smiles faintly* Gratification for him sending me to them in the first place.

*snorts* I wish I could do that.

*Smirks a little* First time I did it, had a clip full of blanks. He thought I wasn't going to shoot him.

Second time was a mistake, had normal bullets, and we found out even three to the head, and he'll heal.

My bosses are a bunch of flowers. I don't think that would work so well, even if it would be good stress relief.

*strangely, that's not what broke the shrinks*

Mine's Drac. Usually just saying that is brain breakage to shrinks.

Drac... Dracula? I imagine that is something to break the shrinks if they're not trained for it.

Has my family hunting me down wanting me dead.

*Smiles*

That's always fun. Are they big anti-Dracula people?

You could say that. My family kinda is hell bent on destroying him. They don't realize he can actually be decent.

Ah! Yeah, I've run into those sorts before.

It's that idiot gene us humans are notorious for. I'm fully convinced of it.

You have to admit though, it is sort of like the rabbit being friends with the wolf.

*Nods*

Have you managed to bell your wolf?

We've come to an agreement. We try not to get in each other's way

If it works! We have a similar agreement where I work. We do what they say and they give us coffee and Bleeprin products.

*Chuckles* Works well enough. Keeps me out of the morgue at least.

Being in the morgue is never fun. Or so I've heard.

Fun if you're there to stake bad little vamps. I love that part of the job, because normally they're asleep.

Sure, like shooting fish inna barrel then, isn't it?

Only bloodier. *Smirks a little* Girl's gotta have her quirks

Is it fun?

Only if I'm trying to.

I haven't tried it yet.

Would you want to?

If I got really bored or didn't like the shrink.

Always a good reason, I think.

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