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And I imagine it wasn't your fault?

No...the crap things are older than me. It apparently started smoking all of a sudden then ...fire.

Fire not so pretty when its killing my classwork.

Okay. I believe you.

They gonna let you make it up?

Not this professor. He's a jackass.

*sighs again and prays the other mun totally ignores the wrong icon*

Between the two of us we could freak him right the hell out.

I make myself light as possible, you lift me up to his bedroom window, and I do the quasi-visible walking-through things, pretend to be the ghost of your homework...

*starts laughing at the suggestion* Thats evil. I trained you well, young padawan.

*laughs* How'd that happen?

Dam thing just started smoking and suddenly there was fire and my friggin' roast was in there.

*Sigh* Hi! I don't think we've met. I'm Rory.

That's a shame! I like roast.

Hi, I'm Shilo.

Nice to meet you, Shilo.

I just discovered what a good zinfandel does to a roast with the right seasonings. Ugh...wanted to show off in class.

*ignore the younger rory icon for I am made of lazy and not wanting to log in as him to put future!rory up*

*lol okay <_<* Oh, man, you like to cook? That's so awesome. I can barely boil water.

I've been good at it since I was younger. It was just my mom and I so I helped out in the kitchen a lot.

Ooh, that's cool. It's just me and my dad, so I never really learned how to do that kinda stuff, you know?

Oh, yeah? Thats cool you at least have your dad. I only had mine for a couple years before he took off...again.

*frowns* I'm sorry to hear that. I never know my mom, so yeah...

What do you like to cook?

Anything and everything. I make a mean seafood lasagna, though.

That's Awesome!

*raises an eyebrow*

I'd agree if my school work wasn't cooking in there when it blew up.

The teacher give you an F?

Yeah. He's kind of an asshole and doesn't allow do-overs.

Kind of? The guys a full on asshole. Next time, you should blow something of his up, see how he likes it.

I could always throw things at him without touching it.

You're a telekinetic?

Definitely then! Do that!

My cousin can phase through stuff. We have a plan to have her half phase out, me lift her through his window and her scare him. Pretend she's the Ghost of Dishonest Grades or something.

You should video tape this. I'd pay good money to see someone getting back at a teacher.

You sound a lot like someone I know...

But wait...did you want to blow up the oven? Because therin would lie a fundamental difference...

*pause*

Gas or electric, out of morbid curiosity?

No. My classwork was in it. *frowns* I go to culinary school. When stuff blows up, everyone suffers.

Ah. Just a bout of bad luck then.

That I can sympathize with.

Is everyone alright? Besides the cooking project....

Everyones fine...*pause and a small smile* Professor lost his eyebrows...but everyone's unscathed.

*this is his serious face because he totally isn't secretly cracking up* That is most unfortunate.

My schoolwork was in it.

*snerks a little* My sympathy knows no bounds.

*glare (with a little smirk too)*

*grins*

The noise was fun...