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[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

Worst pick up line you've heard. Go.

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[nolovestory.livejournal.com]

'When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.'

Really?

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

*Winces* That is pretty painful.

[nolovestory.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? *chuckles* I had a good laugh about that.

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

I feel kinda bad for the poor sonova bitch that thought it was good, even worse for whoever falls for it.

[hero_farmboy]

"Do you want to take a tour? I hear the view from the bedroom is even better than the balcony."

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

Feel bad for whoever had to pay for the guided tour.

[hero_farmboy]

That would be the guy hosting the party we were at. He wanted me to have "fun".

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

Anyone who thinks that line is good shouldn't be allowed to judge anything else. Ever. Especially fun.

[touchme-n-die.livejournal.com]

'Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!'

[the-nica.livejournal.com]

Ah, damn, beat me to it.

[touchme-n-die.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

*Shakes her head* Yeah, I've gotten that one. I think they have it written down in the douchebag's guide to picking up women.

[touchme-n-die.livejournal.com]

Mm hmm. It's one of th' more pathetic ones I've heard. *laughs*

[born-from-death.livejournal.com]

D'you like chicken?

Well suck this it's foul!

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that the bastard from Kentucky with enough grease in his hair to change the oil in a car?

[born-from-death.livejournal.com]

No. Not him.

[azraelsdaughter.livejournal.com]

Um, actually the worst pick-up I have had lately wasn't a line, it was a...you know how some idiots will go out of their way in the most ridiculous ways possible for a shag?

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Those guys *she smirks* or girls, are the worst. Don't know whether to laugh or slap the shit out of 'em.

[azraelsdaughter.livejournal.com]

This one was a friend. With a crush. Who just discovered his nether bits. He pulled an entire elaborate...thing...which ended up with me getting dragged on a very risky journey to see him, thinking he was deathly ill...when really he just wanted sex.

Aheheh.

I was good. I didn't smack him.

[multixcolored.livejournal.com]

I keep a book of them.

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

You should publish that shit. Call it 'Lines you should never use' and make sure every man gets a copy.

[multixcolored.livejournal.com]

You'd HOPE it would be common knowledge by now - but NO. They keep usin' them. Even the moldy oldies, like "Did it hurt?" and "All those curves and me with no breaks" and "Lost my number, can I have yours?"

[the-nica.livejournal.com]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see ...

Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin'.

Are your legs tired? They should be, you've been running through my mind all night!

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

First, second, and third place. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a loser.

[the-nica.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

And kind of sad.

Thanks.