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We are out of popsicles. Again.

So buy some?

I need sou or livre or francs or whatever the fuck they use now.

*hold out hand*

Euro...

*looks at Arsene's hand.*

...I don' have any. Take it off someone.

D:

Why don't you have any? You're the one with the money.

.....we used the last on the last thing you wanted.

*gives Arsene an annoyed look*

I'm no' a bank. It isn' like they carry cash anymore. All they have are those stupid, coloured plastic cards.

You were the one who said you were bored. So I rented a movie to shut you up. And it wasn't even good. That lady was such a bad actor. She barely even reacted when the black guy started doing her in the ass except to do those fake moans.

I know. And this is bad. Because we need money.

We could find out about the cards?

.............*just...sighs*

You put them in the funny boxes ~~ATM~~, push buttons and it spits out money, then gives the card back. Anson does it plenty.

I will try it, next time I find one.

You have to have the code.

Well, shit.

You could hunt around the magic box, and when someone takes the euros kill them.

I see no reason that couldn' work.

You know, that same idea just occured to me.

Alright, I'll be back.

*stands there...waiting*

I can make you lollies. Which flavour do you like best? I can make red or red.

I knew you could help.

Red, please.

Okay, but you 'ave to wait for them to set. If they're wet when you try to eat them, the sticks will fall out.

Okay, I will wait.

*waits*

*waits too*

I'm getting a pet, you know.

A pet? What kind of pet?

A liver. I'm going to name it Kidney.

But what will you do with it? It can't do tricks.

They're not meant to do tricks because they're show pets.

I vote going to get some.

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