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[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

Know what sucks? Vampire bites. *&#!*#@!

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[mrsharker.livejournal.com]

By definition.

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

Well bless my immortal soul, if it isn't Mrs Mina Harker, in the cold flesh!

You look a treat.

[mrsharker.livejournal.com]

Less of the cold, thankyouverymuch.

And hello, you old rogue. Who's been sucking on you this time?

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

You remember Mariquen? The frog Vampire we had join us before The Great War. I had him in Pakistan with me, and wouldn't you know it the damn fool let himself run dry.

Man's got to make sacrifices to keep his boys moving, I suppose.

[gumbymom.livejournal.com]

Ain't that the truth

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

You can fucking say that again.

Go on. Say it again.

[gumbymom.livejournal.com]

She looks over at him and laughs

So how did you have a vampire bite you? The bites are quite the bitch.

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

Again, love, you can fucking say that again.

It was a favor for a friend, I guess you could say.

[unfit-queen.livejournal.com]

That might be an understatement.

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

I can fix that, if ya like.

Know what makes you want to tear your own head off and shove it up your arse? Vampire bites. That's what.

A little more apt, Ma'am?

[unfit-queen.livejournal.com]

I think that rings a little more true, yes.

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

Not a fan of them either, are we?

[all-the-better.livejournal.com]

You got bit? You got BIT!?!?

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

This is the part where you shut your fucking gob, before I put a fist in it, right?

[all-the-better.livejournal.com]

I can either shut my gob now or wear plastic fangs next time I see you...

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

Wolves can re-grow teeth, yes?

[blackwolfhaas.livejournal.com]

But they fade quickly. In most cases.

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

Yeah, in a wolf's fucking case.

You know how long it takes me to heal, with this bitch running hot inside of me? Two weeks.

I get to look like a sieve for a fortnight.

[blackwolfhaas.livejournal.com]

Ah. How unpleasant. Vampires are such sloppy eaters.

I don't suppose you've tried chamomile lotion? It would help with the itching, at least.

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

Better to give then receive, deffo.

*Grins and goes into demon face, then back to human, with head tilted and a cheeky-but-yet-slightly-sweet expression- and carefully staying just out of grabbing range, just in case*

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

Oh jeus fuck. *rolls his eyes, pressing a cigarette between his lips*

What are you, English? English Vampires and your fucking parlor tricks.

Keep your pigstickers away from me.

[will-aurelius.livejournal.com]

*Spike grins, pulling his own crumpled packet of fags from his pocket and shaking one free.

Yeh, 'm English. Only the ones with the real parlour tricks are the ones from Rumania and those places. Turnin' into rats and bats and mists and wolves 'n all that rot...

Don't get your knickers in a twist mate, I ate before I left home.

[renatasblood.livejournal.com]

...why do they suck? I've never found them to be unpleasant.

[fireonthefield.livejournal.com]

It's kind of a joke, y'see. They suck

But also, they leave a man feeling a little deflated. Sucks the energy right outta ya.

[renatasblood.livejournal.com]

*facepalms and laughs*

Oh, I see.

Mm...that's understandable. They do leave you feeling a bit tired.