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[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

Anyone? Care to join the circus?


enter at your own risk. here there be crack.

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[strangers-call.livejournal.com]

I do!

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

Fantastique!

*with a flourish, a contract appears*

Now, my pretty...I just need you to sign on the dotted line...

[strangers-call.livejournal.com]

What am I signing? I do not like signing this that I do not know about!

*Tilts her head curiously.*

[kings-boy11.livejournal.com]

...what kinda circus? *nose-scrunch*

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

HALLO hallo HALLO!

*sidles up to Ryan*

It is the BEST circus! The only Circus!

Cirque Diabla!

Would you like to join?

[kings-boy11.livejournal.com]

*eyes him* Maybe. How much's it cost?

[trapeezazoid.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think I would like to join the circus. You seem like a very nice...devil...

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

I am no...devil. Merely an entrepreneur!

*with a flourish of his hands, a contract appears*

Sign on the dotted line, bea-UTI-ful!

[trapeezazoid.livejournal.com]

Hmm... somehow I suspect that I should be asking questions, but after you've been stuck cleaning up elephant droppings for six years, ANYTHING looks good.

*signs on the dotted line* Done!

....I still have full possession of my soul, don't I?

[deadwhitemale.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. I might watch.

Ev'ry show needs an audience, after all.

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

Tickets to watch do cost less!

Are you a voyeur sir?

[every-dawn.livejournal.com]

*cocks her head curiously* What kind of circus?

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

The BEST kind of circus!

Balancing acts, strange creatures from every plane of existence, trapeze artists (just signed one!), clowns, buffoons, balloons, sword swallowing, swallowing swords!

*catches breath*

And much much more.

[callofblue.livejournal.com]

Uh...

Why should we join? I mean, what does that mean, exactly?

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

Immortality! Youth! Beauty! Fun!

[legendaryswan.livejournal.com]

Alright.

Who sent you?

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

...

I know not what you speak of.

*darty eyes*

[eyeslike-thesea.livejournal.com]

I prefer bullfighting to be quite honest.

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

You can fight a bull in my circus... *waggles eyebrows*

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

All eyes on me in the center of the ring...

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

Ello, ello, ello! *grins lasciviously*

[hellstroubadour.livejournal.com]

That's how you're trying to rope them in now?

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

...it works? Sometimes?

Have you a better idea?

[biteme-teaseme.livejournal.com]

Man... lets see... Circus Or stripping...

I'll stick with the club. No annoying little kids around and hell, never go to bed lonely. *Laughs* And to think, I almost became a lawyer.

[darkringmaster.livejournal.com]

We also have a...cabaret? *winks* No little kids there! No clowns! Only...sexy ladies and men...