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Teenage girls shouldn't hit that hard.

*laughs* Don't underestimate us.

I... How do you know if a rib is broken?

Uhh. You'd be wailing in pain, for one.

Oh. Well I'm not wailing. I... don't wail. Maybe there was some manly grunting, but it's not like I cried or anything because I don't... cry.

Riiight.

I bet you whimpered little, though.

Hey, I don't whimper either, because I am an unmovable rock, emotionless and...

yeah okay, maybe a little.

*grin*

Do you need that looked at?

Well, I mean, what do they -do- for broken ribs? I guess I've got no bones sticking out of my chest, and that has to be a good sign, right?

I... really doubt that teenage girl broke your rib.

Oh, no, it's possible. You don't know these teenage girls. You have no idea how many windows and tables and walls have been broken around here.

... But I mean, it's not like they all have superpowers or something because that's crazy talk and that's not possible or anything yeah they just... have rowdy parties?

Why wouldn't we?

Because girls are supposed to be small and cute and I'm a man and should therefor be able to hit harder. ):

Oh, boo-hoo! Maybe you're just a weakling!

No! I totally almost took over the world this one time. And then I almost made the world a horrible Hell dimension once, and okay, that was kindof an accident, but it still counts as being pretty badass.

...

I don't believe you!

...No one ever does. ):

Well, it isn't true! It isn't possible.

|:

Well, you could have believed that I almost took over the world once.

... Even though it was more like "had a plan on a whiteboard to take over the world".

Well that I could believe, but I certainly cannot believe that you nearly took over the world.

Hey, we were... we were close.

... kinda.

Oh.

More troubles with that super cool sneakytastic school of yours?

Why are the girls hitting you?

...why are teenage girls hitting you? O.o

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