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Trench got shredded. Need new costume ~~that doesn't cost $100~~.

I've always been partial to red and black, myself.

Too visible for me; I tend to stick to the shadows.

Riiiiight, so that's why your old costume was a rare and extravagant trenchcoat?

It was standard black. Trenchcoats are just really damn expensive, when you want one that'll actually last.

Oh gee, my mistake. When trenchcoats are black they are commonplace and you see someone wearing one on every street corner! Heck, even I wear one from time to time! It's the blue ones that are reeeeally rare.

Well, I'm not exactly trying to win a fashion award or front-page headlines.
Besides, I just figured that wearing a spandex suit would be passe and old-hat. And it'd make me look like an escapee from some mental institution for ComiCon rejects.

What a guy! Not even interested in fame? Clearly a raving madman. I admire that.
Good call, I always preferred the 'Escapee from the Matrix first showing theatre" even better!

Fame gets mob bosses after you. Also law enforcement and the military. I just like not getting shot by hitmen or anal probbed by the CIA or something.
I don't wear nearly enough leather, vinyl, sunglasses, or vapid Keanu Reeves expressions to pull that look off.

Aaaaah, but as I learned from Peter Parker, with great fame comes great commercial success!
*pulls an air guitar and headbangs a little bit at the mention of Keanu*
*suddenly returns to normal* Reeves? Hmmm, everytime I hear that name I always hear a guitar riff in my head.

00c: anal probing? seriously? hahahaha

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