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[star-core.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have sex with myself.

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[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to know if you did...

[star-core.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't want to know.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't! Either way and besides, you're the one who brought this up. This makes you the weirdo, not me, no matter if I use wouldn't or shouldn't.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one who suddenly started saying I would.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Me neither, because I said I wouldn't.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

I did not need to know that.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

Yes, you did.

[graftedscion.livejournal.com]

I would not have ever thought about it!

[star-core.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't either!

[destiny-keeper.livejournal.com]

...

How is this even possible?

[star-core.livejournal.com]

Other universes.

[destiny-keeper.livejournal.com]

Ah.

I am not sure what I would do.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

You would do something with yourself?

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*

I'd bang myself out in a heartbeat.


ooc: been pretty much off-line for a few days, catching up on back threads

[star-core.livejournal.com]

Why??

((okay! :3))

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

*starts ticking points off on his fingers* One -- look at me, I'm fucking gorgeous. Why wouldn't I want to fuck the sexiest person I've ever seen, that, of course, being myself? Two -- I'm a sex god. I can do things with desire and sexual energies that would blow the mind off a mortal and curl the toes of any other god -- just by fucking looking at them if I wanted to. I'd sure love to have someone else throw me the whammy sometime. Three -- I know just what I like and how I like it, and I'd know just how hard and rough to give it to myself. Four -- it's be an awesome fucking story.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

...oh. *.___.*

Alright. That's you. I... no.

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

Don't knock it till you try it, big guy.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

I don't care if you do but I wouldn't!

[faiththatfuelsu.livejournal.com]

Think of it this way, at least you know what you like.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

We're--he's not that much like me.

[ashes-ascending.livejournal.com]

What have I been missing??

[star-core.livejournal.com]

You don't want to hear.

[ashes-ascending.livejournal.com]

You look annoyed.

Is this another one of those parallel reality dilemmas?

[star-core.livejournal.com]

There is no dilemma! It's just something someone is saying!